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URY914 10-06-2022 05:47 AM

You need to go to Haulover Beach in Miami. Plenty to see and not all old. I friend told me this.

speeder 10-06-2022 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 11814963)
saw a video one time of some hippy dude dancing naked at a fair grounds music show where nobody else was even close to being naked.... when the cops took his ass down someone suggested his penis looked like an almond in a lucky bird's nest....

That was the legendary Naked Wizard at Coachella a few years back...hung like a light switch but happier than a pig in mud. That is until the cops tackled him and ruined what had been a perfectly good ecstasy roll, I'm guessing. :)

GH85Carrera 10-06-2022 06:09 AM

I know for sure, it is nothing like the pictorials in Playboy or Penthouse with lots of young perfect body women.

I processed film for over 25 years, and saw everything you can imagine, and things you can't imagine. A few times we had someone bring in photos of a nude beach, or a nudist colony. The volley ball games are nothing at all like the ones in Playboy.

Esel Mann 10-06-2022 06:20 AM

:DPerhaps we should create a new thread. Random Pictures You have processed

3rd_gear_Ted 10-06-2022 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by stevej37 (Post 11814720)
^^^
Walking dogs on the beach is the greatest 'ice breaker' ever.

A well placed Frisbee toss works much better.
The impromptu brushing of sand off the buttocks of a SoCal beach babe opportunity is what dreams are made of. Thank you Lord :D:D:D

Sunscreen your privates and visit the following beaches:
Cape Canaveral wildlife refuge FLA.
Black's beach, La Jolla CA
Site #6 San Onofre CA

Evans, Marv 10-06-2022 07:20 AM

^^^^ My former wife & I used to go to Black's Beach sometimes in the mid seventies. There was a mix of people there - young, older, and some perverty types. It was interesting that men weren't the only ones checking out the bodies. Some women enjoyed that too. After I while I quit giong when the strange types got more numerous. The last time I went, some strange dude was humping his air matterss and after a while picked it up in front of him and walked out into the surf.

GH85Carrera 10-06-2022 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Esel Mann (Post 11815168)
:DPerhaps we should create a new thread. Random Pictures You have processed

I would be banned in seconds if I even described some of the worst. Imagine body parts surgically removed, accident victims, and so on.

herr_oberst 10-06-2022 07:32 AM

I did photo retouching for the Jantzen swimwear catalog for a time. Even the hottiest of the hotties need work.

mjohnson 10-06-2022 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 11814989)
Yeah. Gravity...

Come to our local "onsen" above Santa Fe. So cruise-y in that while daytime is nekkid-time, once the sun sets it becomes "clothing required". I'm not judgey, but I kind of don't want to see naked old guys _hanging_ out in the sun.

Luckily it's priced out of my budget so it's only every few years for us or when somebody visits. I've got a mirror any time I want to see an out of shape ageing guy...

GH85Carrera 10-06-2022 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 11815229)
I did photo retouching for the Jantzen swimwear catalog for a time. Even the hottiest of the hotties need work.

Yea, over the years I worked with stunning models for various clothing lines. It is nice to work with a real pro model, they just know how to have the right posture, and can turn on a perfect smile. Beginners may be pretty, but have a forced fake smile.

All needed old school photo retouching before Photoshop, and Photoshop was a major change and improvement.

911 Rod 10-06-2022 08:18 AM

There is a nude gay beach in Toronto.
You drive by in a boat and they all stand up and wave .... not with their hands.

speeder 10-06-2022 08:40 AM

Most of the nude beaches I've heard about in the U.S. mainly cater to gay dudes...not that there is anything wrong with it, unless it's really not what you want to see. :cool:

KFC911 10-06-2022 12:13 PM

All the young tits in CA couldn't get me to visit a nude beach.... I just know something like this (but worse) would scar me for life ;)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1665087197.jpg

But I have been on a few music cruises where the top deck had a very nice view :)

rcooled 10-06-2022 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 11814689)
I was very pleased to "know her better" than the other guys at the cafe.

Once saw the cute little cashier from a local grocery at a nude swimming hole near where I lived at the time. Although she never recognized me, I couldn't help smiling a bit whenever she rang up my order. Was almost like having X-Ray vision :cool:

Several lifetimes ago, I'd occasionally to go to the nude beaches a few miles north of town here. After growing up with Playboy and the rest, it was quite interesting at the time to see a cross section of real people in the buff instead of only airbrushed models with oversized racks.

herr_oberst 10-06-2022 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juanbenae (Post 11814963)
saw a video one time of some hippy dude dancing naked at a fair grounds music show where nobody else was even close to being naked.... when the cops took his ass down someone suggested his penis looked like an almond in a lucky bird's nest....

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 11815154)
That was the legendary Naked Wizard at Coachella a few years back...hung like a light switch but happier than a pig in mud. That is until the cops tackled him and ruined what had been a perfectly good ecstasy roll, I'm guessing. :)

This is a pretty famous Grateful Dead show in Oregon. The naked guy on the post did an interview years later. I think he became some middle manager in corporate world.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xe2u7ogAgtQ" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

asphaltgambler 10-07-2022 04:16 AM

In my 63 years on the planet, the only people wanting to git nekkid in public are the last ones you'd want to see. Same thing goes on at swngers clubs, like the bar scene in the 1st Star Wars movie.....

SCadaddle 10-07-2022 05:40 AM

Several years ago a couple of my buddies took their wives on a cruise, and there was a "clothing optional" deck on the boat. My buddies were prepared, and both wore mirrored sunglasses. They were checking out the women in each other's sunglasses. Took a while for the wives to figure it out and they were NOT happy!:D

93nav 10-07-2022 08:16 PM

I knew a UPS driver who had to make regular deliveries to a local nudist colony. She thought it was kind of funny.

ckissick 10-07-2022 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 11815751)
This is a pretty famous Grateful Dead show in Oregon. The naked guy on the post did an interview years later. I think he became some middle manager in corporate world.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xe2u7ogAgtQ" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I think it was over 100 degrees in Veneta that day.

KFC911 10-08-2022 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ckissick (Post 11816651)
I think it was over 100 degrees in Veneta that day.

That might explain it ....

100 degrees + 2 tabs = nekkid guy :D


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