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I had a friend just join a nudist colony,
I asked him how it was going, he said first 3 or 4 days it was hard.
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We went to one in Cozumel where we honeymooned thinking its full of Europeans so I can get an eye full. Nope, it was full of old people. Gross. I am slowly become one of the old folks, maybe its time to joint and give back some sagging skin folds to the younger community to enjoy
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When I was a freshman in HS, there was a nudist camp about 20 miles away.
One hot summer day, my buddy and I rode our motorcycles over to it and climbed over the board fence to take a look. What a disappointment! The women were all fat.....no nude teenage girls at all.
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I was with a group of friends/work buddies in a crowded noisy bar and the girls were laughing at one of the guys and said he belongs to a Sun club. I thought they said soccer club.
The conversation went on for some time with me saying it's not that bigger deal and I was keen when I was very young but have other interests now. And thanks but I don't want to come along on Sunday as I'm a bit unfit at the moment. After five minutes of chatting we realised we were talking completely different subjects. it would be a bit creepy going to a place like that with a males work acquaintance. There is a rudists beach less than a mile from my place. Nice beach, and some gorgeous young chicks there. |
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Do the rudists give you a hard time?
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In college I frequented such as beach (More Mesa) in Santa Barbara. There were tons of beautiful coeds there. I had to spend most of my time lying on my stomach until I learned to control my thoughts. After a while it got to where it seemed silly to wear anything while frolicking in the waves and sand.
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My sister went to one near San Francisco. She said most of the guys were old and "All Balls and No Dick".
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A hard act to follow. Stiff rules.
One day I was quite pleased. A stunning waitress I know well was there and I was walking the dogs. She didn't recognise me as she knew me as the guy sitting down drinking coffee. I was very pleased to "know her better" than the other guys at the cafe. |
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^^^
Walking dogs on the beach is the greatest 'ice breaker' ever.
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I went to a Hallenbad in Garmisch Germany where they had a sauna, steam room and relaxing area that was coed. You pretty much dropped your drawers and sweated, dunked in ice cold water and then took a nap on some chaises.
It was cool and there were some decent looking chicks there. It wasn't really a "pickup joint" per se but it was enjoyable.
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Depends if they go straight for the crotch.
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^^^ Lol....true that.
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Strawberry Park up above Steamboat Springs CO - clothing required in the day, optional at night. We were there back in our college/grad school days and suddenly dozens of chubby, cooler-toting guys show up near sunset (when they go "clothing optional") checking out who they'll hope to be topless soon. Every single one of us (OK our girlfriends) were in unison - "Hey, let's go check out pizza in town"
It was surreal, and a full "I" "C" "K" "Y". Even as douchey 22yo's we couldn't engage with that.
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I’ve been to a nude beach once. My cousin and I were at Tayrona in Colombia, where we’d taken the bus from Barranquilla. We were spending two or three days there, going from beach to beach and eating 2-3 times a day, go to sleep and repeat. The last beach was a nude beach. I’m not particularly self-conscious so when it was time to go get in the water I took my swim trunks off and walked in. I’d been out there a little bit when I saw a couple of policemen by our area, waving at me to come in, so I swam and waded back in, put on a towel. Definitely the only time I’ve been nude around a policeman. (Lots of tourists there that they want to keep safe, so good police presence.) They found the weed in my cousin’s bag and the negotations began. I have a non-local accent and he’s super-local so obviously I let him do the talking. “I’m hungry.” “How hungry?” “A little lunch” Cousin says to me, “that means
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