We lived in a neighborhood for about 17-18 years. I don't think we had nicknames for them. We knew the 3 neighbors (either side and across the street) as they had lived in the house when my wife lived in the house as a teen. When the first one moved, we knew their replacements (same first names as us). THat was more than I wanted/needed to know any neighbors.

Now we live in a rural setting. We've probably got 4 neighbors within 1/2 mile. Last Sat we finally met the closest neighbors. We met the furthest earlier this year when they harvested the hay from the field next to our property and the grandsons watched (they love tractors). We will probably never meet the other two because we'd probably drive there.

We did have a nickname for one lady near the apt where we lived before here. She was "crazy cat lady." The "crazy" and "cat" both fit to a T.

Some of the highlights....Goober, Doofus, The Clampetts, and the Notrights.

'capon lady' was as good as we got, woman across the street had the fire trucks come for a visit as the butter bubbled over the capon she was cooking....she moved away, but the "capon lady house" keeps the name.

Yup, a-hole and mrs a-hole. I'm sure they have similar references for me.

Every 'hood has some Clampetts.:D

"Kid Rock", "Handy Andy"," Witness Relocation Couple", "Bombboy", "Fart can muffler guy", and "Greasemopski" are some of our neighbors....

In our neighborhood we apparently are the "Porsche People"..... umm ok

Hmmm...no nicknames around here, so I guess that means the neighbors have nicknames for us.

I know every one of our neighbors (and their dogs) by name and we all get along. Sounds like that must be rare nowadays...

Thats some funny stuff guys! I will say this we didnt know hardly any neighbors for about 15 years living here until I started being the neighborhood fixit guy. I think I counted about 60 customers now and thats mostly just on my road. Sometimes we have words but they keep coming back with money so I must be doing something wrong

If you don't know your nickname

It's guaranteed that you have one.

I live in a small surf town called Lyall Bay, and evidently my nickname is "The mayor of Lyall Bay".

We had neighbors years ago we just shortened their nicknames to "A" & "B.

There is a couple of people down the road who have had a hate campaign against GF. A couple of losers.

She calls them Dumb and Dumber.

I'm still waiting to meet the one all my neighbors call A-hole :D

We refer to everyone by their first names. However three doors down there is a family we call the communicators. They can't talk with each other, only scream. A mom and two grown sons, neither with a steady job. She complains that she can't visit her family in Iran because she does not trust leaving the boys home alone. If she takes them with her she is afraid they will be drafted into the Iranian arm. I figure it would be the best possible solution for those two.

^^^ sounds a bit familiar. The family next door are "The Loud Ones" down the street there is "Crackhead", "Weird Lady", and "Hacky Joe".

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meathead - he's the worst - belongs in a trailer court. with his muffler-less Dodge Ram and rescue pit bulls from Texas, and the all day meat smoker. bylaw rat, scar belly. and, the sentry - he's been standing out on the street, smoking weed - for 15 years and counting. 8-10x per day.

New guy next door with the doc. wife

Scott and Margo the lawyers

New renter next door, the lawyer (azz-whole). My wife refers them as your friend next door.

The movie guy

Hot rod guy,
Eric Rickman (has a bunch of really cool hot rods), son of Eric Rickman, who stared organization of NHRA

That guy, with the wife who talks to animals for a living up the street