Suppose you're making a 'nanner sammich....
 

Do you cut the bannana the WRONG way?

Same wif pickles that are going on a burger....

I just don't understand some people :D

I have eaten a few tons of bananas but never onece thought some bread would add to the experience. I have never tried a nanner samich. I suspect I never will. Just nanners, peeled, and eaten raw.

It's OK to speel banana wrong .... just don't cut it wrong ;)

On white bread with a bit of mayo! Elvis and others put peanut butter on 'em..... but that will kill ya!

PB, banana and honey on wheat toast...yeah baby!
What is the wrong way to cut a 'nanner?

Wait, what about a banana split or ice cream sundae! Gotta cut em the long way!

A peanut butter and banana sandwich on whole wheat bread will stick to your ribs for an hour on a bike.. Bananas sliced like quarters, obviously.

(My friend Jef likes Nutella and banana sandwiches - same theory - plenty of calories to get up that last 1/4 mile of the 15% hill that the slackers are walking up.)

I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this!

Mayo and bananas? Get a rope.

Of course! .... but just don't mess up a sammich that way ;).

It's a southern thang ... some of y'all just don't know any better :D

And pickles on a burger should be round too!

I don't eat a lot of mayo on anything ... but for a 'nanner, or Kraft American Cheese Food slices wrapped in cellophane sammich on white bread (only), ya gotta have the mayo.... I remove the cellophane too!

Duke's mayo :)

If yer just gonna half the nanner. Can’t do it. But if you slice ‘em real thin and even like - it’s gonna werk. I mean if yer doin the quarter sized nanners yer gonna bite a nanner and a half. Messes up to mojo. Not the mayo of course.

Slice the nanners long way. They gotta be as thin as nanner quarters tho.

I don’t eat bread. Goes back to the bahn mi thread. In that one it was said no bread if yer have the sugar dibetis

Nanner Nutella Croissant.

Perfect.

Well I always expect my nanner sammiches to arrive julienne cut, with no greater than 2mm inconsistency variance!

Banana cut the long way with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, on Wonder Bread. Hits all the food groups (I think..)

Wrapped with bacon.

And then you fart.

Banana sandwich with mayonnaise on one slice and peanut butter on the other. Yum Yum Yum!

Another favorite is tomato sandwiches with mayonnaise.

Wait. Why not smear the banana onto the wonder bread. Why slice it at all?

Because two WRONGS don't make it right...

I'm sorta afraid to ask you "nanner long slicers" how you would cut the sammich in half!

Hint: It's not a grilled cheese ;)

I like bananas and peanut butter, but I have never had a peanut butter and nanner sammich. If I did, it definitely wouldn't have mayo on it. I'm not a big mayo fan, unless maybe it's chipotle mayo which probably wouldn't be good in this case. I prefer miracle whip, but I wouldn't put that on a peanut butter and nanner sammich either. I can imagine nutella being yummy in this case.

What I'm far, far more likely to do is peanut butter and jelly French toast. You make a peanut butter and jelly sammich, dip the whole sammich in egg, and then cook in a hot skillet. The cooking makes the peanut butter and jelly extra gooey. You don't even need syrup because of the jelly.