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i usually don't

reread books from my extensive den library, but I will make an exception if the title really, really speaks to me.



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The book is for women
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actually, if you had the book you'd know if flipped over and read from the other way there are a few pages of "helpful" hints for missy. a devoted section for your gal to come to grips and cope with your "gift", while not sustaining injury or discomfort...
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I think I'll read half the book.

Then the other half the next day.
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Is this like reading Tolkien's LoTR series? You know, fantasy, like hobbits, elves, and magic.

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Asking for a friend, what does the author state qualifies as a 'huge' penis? Inquiring minds want to know, but few will ask.
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From Amazon:

"Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes."

I guess this is really a thing. I'm not wiener doctor, so how would I know? Certainly, not absurd proportions.

One of my sisters said she liked the movie Boogie Nights, but thought it was a little long.
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From Amazon:

"Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes."

I guess this is really a thing. I'm not wiener doctor, so how would I know? Certainly, not absurd proportions.

One of my sisters said she liked the movie Boogie Nights, but thought it was a little long.
If you're a redneck/coonass, it makes "noodling" a lot easier and possibly more enjoyable.

Noodling, the "fisting" of the ichthyologists' world.


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