What new name would you adopt?
 

I meet a lot of people from China and other places where their given name doesn't work very well in the US. So they pick out a new name to be used here.

What name would you use if you were in the same situation? Pretend you don't already have your "normal" American name. I'm boring; I'd go with John.

Sum Ting Wong

Ho Lee Fok

Not sure we are capturing the spirit of your question

Sir Buxtemer Chiseldorf IV: Lord of Land, Sea, and Non-Euclidean Highways.

Stone

Sum Yung Gai :D

Me too. I'd choose a Chinese name so I would sound more American.

Fred Garvin

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I like Charlie....

How can that be? We've never even met.

Dresden

John Holmes

Sir Algernon Farnsworth

Foot-long (from the movie: She's Out of My League)

Townes Beauregard Throckmorton

But you can call me Patty McPatface like everyone else does.

Weldon Rumproast III

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Beef Jerky

Is Long Dong Silver already taken?:D