We are on the left. We are being rushed by desperate madmen who will stop at nothing to stop our movement. It is their last chance they feel and have been relegated to using crude weaponry such as sticks and old camshafts to thwart our advances.

John,
Thou can have whatever "thrown" you like, I however hold the one and only throne of the Gruppe B. You have declared yourself #001 which is a lofty position as thou shalt be the one who holds the bucket when the King, yours truly, needs to go #001.

Be glad, #002 holds a much more vile job.

Here ye here ye, the King has spoken. Tremble in your shoes peasants and bow in my presence. #001, don't make me demote you to #002, the tip in the bucket when I have finished is much tougher to fish out :eek:

Nice Job Sir John..

Sir Chaplin, we speakth the truest of all truths for thy amusement, for t'is our holy duty to carry out the command of our mightly Lord Sir John (number 1 to you guppies :D). With strength and character to rival that of all the knights of King Arthur, Mighty Sir John shall lead us into the light of true 911 hot rodding passion, and leaveth the vile Guppies and SCWDPoopers to sift through the ashes of Elitism. We will be triumphant in our fight to bring equality to all surfs throughout the pits and paddocks of all DE Porschedom.

We shall stand victorious upon the mountains of the Euros and the shores of Californius. We shall ride through the fields of Midwesium, and head east up the slope of the Appalachius. We shall run the hordes of Rguppies and the SCWDPoopers into the sea and watch them decay in the boiling hands of Poseidon in the East. We shall cheer and dance a merry dance to the melody of their cries for mercy when the hallow Andreas swallows them in the West.

There is no place to hid! The army is poised to march into the darkness and emerge with Magnesium swords ablazed oh so brightly!


Be afraid Rguppies. One touch from our swords and your chariots will be not hotrods, but hot ashes!

The so called venerable SC's will be humbled at the sight of cowarding RGuppies. Know this SCWDPoopers! Magnesium is stronger than aluminum. Some will scatter and head into he hills, but we shall release the war hounds upon them (WUF! WUF!) and flush them into the tongues of our thirsty magnesium blades!

Mobil 1 and Gastrol shall run like rivers through the canyons and between levees, and the stench of carbon shall linger above the few survivors left in our rich running wake.

Be fearful non-believer. WUF! WUF!

raCE YOU ARE KILLING ME..

Number 2.... I read your words with PRIDE as you have full knowledge of the ways of the B@st@rd. Indeed we are fortunate to have you as our #002! "With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order" to all of Porsche'dom.

#002 thou art a poet and have risen above the task of holding my shat bucket. You have been promoted to Kings Bard. Congratulations. #001 you are pushing your luck challenging the true, first declared King. You would look really good holding my shat bucket and be very afraid, I had a burrito for lunch.

Pssst, shhhhh, I think magnesium is WEAKER than aluminum. Has anyone considered making cannons out of CIS boxes that don't have pop-off valves?

Phew! Ye ode tip jar at the hut can finally be cleaned..

LOL!!! A burrito!!! Thou is braver than I to shat in a bucket after a feast of the devil's bean roll! Thou must haveth a deeper hole to shat into or the bucket will need attention from the royal blacksmith!

Sir John, IS (!) the recognized leader! Insult the Mighty SIr John once more and the hounds will be let loose to feast on thy flesh and drink from thy chariot's oil tank!
Wuf! Wuf!

Be not dismayed nor troubled by the rantings of the race one. For many will come speaking many evils in vain attempts at toppling our regime. It is too be expected. Welcome these mad ramblings as they only serve our just cause by exposing the wicked unbelievers.

As I sit here at my lofty perch and stare out at my "B" car, I realize why we have been called to serve. PORSCHE NINE ONE ONE!


She is screaming for a sticker...........

Alright, I can only take so much ... this Old English/mideival/Star Trek crap has gone far enough. All you Gruppe Wanna B's need to cut out all your goofball antics and start acting like big boys. I won't hesitate to put you all on timeout. Act your age and no more of this jibberish language.

Go ahead and keep your Gruppe B(umbleheads) fantasy - everyone needs something - but try not to let a genuinely good thread degenerate into something that should be left to the Nerd Herd playing Dungeons and Dragons and Risk in their basements.

Oh, and my geography/chronology regarding thermal reactors is quite accurate for the ROW cars. If you have removed them from your ghetto who-ride, my apologies. As for mag cases, well, I've got one too ... yeah, I know all the weight-loss tricks. What's up now, people? Bring the pain.

In closing I would like to say that my challenge to all Lambo owners still stands as it was stated many months ago on a thread that caused quite an uproar in the Pelican community: my 914-6 will thoroughly whoop your collective @ss up and down the hills and backroads of my local stomping grounds - Stunt, Piuma, Decker, Encinal and the like. BRING IT ON!!!! :p

Lambo Killer Out.

John, your offer to join the Wanna B's sounds an awful lot like the things that Cult leaders tell their mindless minions. Am I getting warm? ;)

I'll take exclusivity and arrogance over ritual suicide any day, thank you very much.:cool:

You're a good sport, Lawrence. I knew that'd get a reaction. :D

Who the hell is Lawrence?!?!?!?!:confused:

Oh, and I went back and re-read that previous thread where I called out the Lambos ... man I was such an @$$hole ... but I was serious about whooping Lambo @$$ so the challenge remains.

But I have to say sorry to all Pelicanites about that previous thread, though. I guess I was riding too high a prancing horse that day.:D

Your name isn't Lawrence?? Sorry, I could'a sworn it was. :o

Post some pictures of your car, 914/6. There's not enough hot-rodded ones getting around, oh and join Gruppe B! "Resistence is Futile!" :D

Damn, this is some funny shiat.....

Lawrence RULES!

Hey! :eek: Get my name off that list before my R bretheren see it! :D

This thread is keeping me sane (HUH?) as I wait for my car to return from my mech. I read Mr.914's(AKA Lawerance) vauge and incoherant ramblings and have the urge to ask #001 for some coolaid... :D

"lighten up lawerance" get it? LOL:)

I have submitted my information to #010 Minister of internet information. I urge you to do the same. May the archives lead the lost ones to a bold new future.;)

This is too much!

Join up NOW! Dennis. The army will march on the next new moon. Under the cover of night, we shall surround the RGuppie beast...when day breaks all that will be left will be 911R rims with which we will raise high in glorious victory! Wuf! Wuf!