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johncj8989 06-12-2003 11:02 AM

RGruppe, SCWDP conspirators BEWARE!!!
 
Heed this warning from a voice in the wilderness crying out for those who have no voice, for those who choose to remain silent for fear of recrimination against them and their loved ones. Heed this warning and be weary for the time of redemption approaches, it is nigh! A time will come soon, so soon. A storm covering the land like locusts will overpower you, and because of your overconfidence and self proclaimed glory you shall fall.

A new movement abounds. It is yet small but it shall grow with fierce hunger and devour those who oppose or chose to not see the wisdom in its very founding. This mighty wind shall not be adorned only with the armor of mighty long hoods, nor shall it be blazen with the marvels of galvanization, NO but this army shall consist of all those things of wonder and more.

This army as of this day is known by no name, which shall indeed make you tremble as you will know not by which means your destruction cometh or by whom your doom is foretold. We will lurk in the shadows, watching, learning GROWING I TELL YOU.

For this army is the army of those who are not welcomed into the mighty clan of the long hoods and the pristine galvanized 3.0 impacted ones. This army belongs to and is one with the man who holds the keys to the bastardized, the unclaimed, the ugly, the middle-year 2.7's...etc. Verily I say unto you the man who falls into no category and claims allegiance to no man or organization.

Men of the inbetweeners and project cars UNITE and seek your righteous place at My Side, and together we can rule the galaxy as ONE!!!

but if we dont unite it was fun writing the post anyway:-)

Oh yeah we will need a cool sticker too...PM me.:cool:

sithot 06-12-2003 11:09 AM

"PSG"............Pulled Studs Group

VincentVega 06-12-2003 11:12 AM

LOL

Slider79SC 06-12-2003 11:16 AM

You guys are just killing me, everyone keeps walking by my desk wondering what in the world has me laughing so hard....

How about CPWDP

Custom Porsches World Domination Plot.

juanbenae 06-12-2003 11:20 AM

john has you doctor changed your meds,, or did you leave the cap off the glue again in that tiny padded cell of yours ?

johncj8989 06-12-2003 11:22 AM

Yes my brethren your allegience is called upon. The men of SCWDP already see the impending demise of their union as the very leader himself has abandoned them. Our power grows.. ha haa haaa haaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!

juanbenae 06-12-2003 11:28 AM

its gotta be the glue, or at a minimum a blow to the head that troubles poor john8989. im no doctor (i only play one on the board) but even my semi-trained eye see this cats problems run deep.

johncj8989 06-12-2003 11:32 AM

LOL....just a very slow day at the office.

rs911t 06-12-2003 11:52 AM

Occasional Headstud Catastrophe or Ruined Airbox Platoon

:)

arcsine 06-12-2003 12:01 PM

To quote J Brown, you are "Talking Loud and Saying Nothing".
We are not quaking in our Recaros.

johncj8989 06-12-2003 12:03 PM

To quote Jim Carrey... "Its a joke man."

NO it is real!!!!

Doug Zielke 06-12-2003 12:05 PM

2.7-Middle Model guys......
Please be aware, you have nothing to fear from the SCWDP.
We don't want your mag cases!

thrown_hammer 06-12-2003 12:17 PM

Try owning a longhood with a Carrera engine in Tractorville, IN. I got no one man... NO ONE!!!

targa80 06-12-2003 12:30 PM

How about C.I.G.A.R. For your groups name.


Can I Get A Replacement?

johncj8989 06-12-2003 12:32 PM

Hammer, Noah..... you have found a home...LOL

pbs911 06-12-2003 12:38 PM

Quote:

we just need . . . stickers
How do put a mag case burning uncontrollably from the overheating of the thermal reactors on a sticker? ;)

juanbenae 06-12-2003 12:43 PM

noah has himself a frankenstien, a bit of everything stiched together.

Amac 06-12-2003 12:46 PM

Beware upstarts!!!
The "Dark Side" and the army of speed
will overcome any disbelievers of the true
ruler "Horsepower"!!!!
Do what you may to your machines, but
you will be driven before us like sheep to
slaughter.
" Your with us", or "behind us"!!

johncj8989 06-12-2003 12:50 PM

Thems are fightin words Amac. Arm yourselves.

Slider79SC 06-12-2003 01:03 PM

Horsepower is a frightening foe. But beware those of us with 2200 lb 3.0 liter beasts…. As we will simply out maneuver and out corner the clumsy beast that can only go fast in a straight line…

MUHAHAHAhahahaha



ps. My window got replaced and I need a new sticker, can anyone help me?

Amac 06-12-2003 01:22 PM

The only thing more fearfull than a 2200 lb, 3.0 at the track,
is a track ready 2400 lb. 3.5 turbo!

johncj8989 06-12-2003 01:25 PM

Good point.

Slider79SC 06-12-2003 01:29 PM

Great, thanks a lot Amac...... Now I have to go on another diet.....:D

racea911 06-12-2003 01:35 PM

Re: RGruppe, SCWDP conspirators BEWARE!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by johncj8989
This mighty wind shall not be adorned only with the armor of mighty long hoods, nor shall it be blazen with the marvels of galvanization, NO but this army shall consist of all those things of wonders and more.
I smell "A mighty wind" alright!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pain30.gif

Those with out stickers of affilliation have not the means nor the strength to fight.

Racea911

R Gruppe
Early 911S Registry
Early 911T Registry
PCA
POC
BMWCCA
AROSC
YMCA
Cub Scout Den Mother

JTO 06-12-2003 03:02 PM

johncj8989,

I nearly got behind you! I felt my pride swell and my load lightened. But Man! Those SC guys are mean and so used to this rough and tumble world. I'll take my petite fanny-car with its time-cert bolstered engine and live alone. But look out you heavy, underpowered, and wide-reared SCs! I'm gunnin' for ya! (The truth hurts, doesn't it?) Grin.

Troy

johncj8989 06-12-2003 03:18 PM

Stay strong JTO. Yeah they are a rough bunch.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat5.gif

Slider79SC 06-12-2003 03:24 PM

Johncj8989,

how is this for a wide body pretender.....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa... DSC00876a.jpg

racea911 06-12-2003 04:02 PM

Why can I see right thru the interior of that car? Man that thing is going to be light with absolutely no sheet metal in the interior! You can drive it like Fred Flinstone.

Are you doing all the rust repair yourself? If so, you are an ambitious and brave man!

johncj8989 06-12-2003 07:16 PM

Suweet Slider. Cant wait to see more pics.

pwd72s 06-12-2003 07:30 PM

Awww, Jeeeze....

Kevin Stewart 06-12-2003 09:52 PM

thrown_hammer, try owning a sc with a 3.6 and 94 bumpers in tractor ville in, we are in this together man, long live the hot rod porsche, here ye, here ye, all others bow before the supreme Porsche hot rods, as you will be over taken, Kevin

smestas 06-13-2003 01:38 AM

How about

"SIRL - Stuck In Rebuild Land"

Or

"UAA - Underground Alusil Alliance"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads/no3wear2.jpg

JTO 06-13-2003 07:14 AM

OK, here's the middle year car code name; "TEVOC". You say this word by pretending you are a Klingon commander, putting your right hand straight out, make a fist, then swiftly use the fist to thump your chest, while saying, at the same time "TEVOC"! (Pronounced TEE-VOK)

What does it stand for? The Exxon Valdez Of Cars.

Sorry. It came to me on the edge of sleep last night.

Troy

Slider79SC 06-13-2003 07:32 AM

racea911,

You can see straight through because I cut the rear seats and package shelf out so that I can put in an aluminum access panel. It makes it much easier to get to everything from the top. The rust isn't bad at all; the worst is right in the rockers, which you see in the picture. I have new rockers and a cut section of the doorpost from a donor car ready to go. Other wise there is no other cancer.

So far the outline is for 2150 lbs. with me in it and a full tank of gas!!

YABA DABA DO!!!!!!

johncj8989 06-13-2003 08:13 AM

TEVOC has a nice ring to it. Instead of a secret handshake we could use the chest thumping gesture. LOL

thrown_hammer 06-16-2003 03:40 AM

Yes Kevin and I will rule the ENTIRE northwestern corner of Indiana with an IRON FIST!

k9handler 06-16-2003 06:36 AM

Ha Ha...I have taken the song by Johnny Cash and made it a reality!

I like my little skinny arzz 74,75,82,95,? 911S, Carrera 3.6 sleeper!!!

Although...she may get some hips soon!

Zeke 06-16-2003 06:49 AM

M(iddle) Y(ears) Gruppe. MY Gruppe.

johncj8989 06-16-2003 07:29 AM

MYGruppe...... catchy.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/beerchug.gif

k9handler 06-16-2003 08:13 AM

yeah...I vote for MYGruppe


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