RGruppe, SCWDP conspirators BEWARE!!! - Page 29

frogman · 06-20-2003, 12:42 PM

Iwill be glad to accept #928

size lg plz.

Mr9146 · 06-20-2003, 12:46 PM

And I thought early 911s had long hoods ... sheesh.

frogman · 06-20-2003, 12:53 PM

When you get over 100 it looks shorter...

DByers · 06-20-2003, 01:24 PM

Okay, with permission from #1 I am posting the shirt & sticker information.
Shirts will be white in color and have the Gruppe B sunburst logo over the heart on the left side. Orders for shirts should be PMd or emailed to me directly. Please include ship to address, Gruppe B#, size (S-XXL) & qty desired.
Now for the price, all I can say that Gruppe B is powerful. Shirts will $5 each!!! That’s right $5 and that includes shipping! No these are not your thin flimsy wife beater tee shirts, these are high quality and will shrink less than a Beefy T. For those of you who order tee shirts 2 stickers per shirt will be sent along for free. (man I love that word) There is limited quantity on the stickers and shirts so please get your order in quickly. Payment instructions will be sent to you via a reply to your PM or email.
For our brethren over seas and to the north we will do our best to hold to that price (not sure about the shipping part).
Estimated delivery of shirts and stickers would be first week in August.
Gruppe B moves forward, soon with cool stickers and shirts!

tabs · 06-20-2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by johncj8989
giving the title of no.1 to a member formally seen as a pariah. Tis only a matter of time before the R masses begin a revolt demanding more, and when they do not recieve satisfaction they will visit our camps, ask for mercy, and forever dedicate themselves to the path of truth. And that path only leads in one direction...TO THE DOORS OF Gruppe B!

And if that doesn't work I'll drive em to it....

Alas they offered me a mascot outfit too...how could I refuse???

exc911ence · exc911ence's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Souk
"1969 912 - Cone Carver
1987 924S - Grocery Getter
http://gallery.rennlist.com/gallery/exc911ence"

Paleaseeeee! Even your Rennlist association won't make the 912 and 924 go any faster than Sir Hammer's car..add the power up and you'll still be a no more than a stable boy for our steeds...... hand me the wrench boy!

How's that for a bump to the top for the cause!

Midwest Front Report:

I have returned for my secret meeting with members of the West Burb-Chicago natives, and I am please to report that they are sympathetic to our cauae...a few more goblets of Guinness and the Midwesian army will join our march to liberate Porschedom from the hord of Guppies and Poopers..

...I am requesting funds for more Guinness, No. 1. Will you comply and send messengers with gold and gems to pry open the next barrel of spirits for our future comrades? I will await your reply and hold the Midwesians in my camp with virgins and a feast of warm R-compounds and hot Padgids.

Hurry, for these Midwesians are a bunch of drunks. They will surely wear down my supply of virgins and guinness within a forth night...

..I pray my messenger has not been captured and turned into a porter or jester for the barbaric hords.

Puleeze yourself! As a 912 and 924 owner, I know first hand what it is to drive a bastard Porsche! You mid-year 911 guys don't have a clue what it's about!

It's still a 911 people, get over it!

Lothar · Lothar's Garage

Thank you all for the kind words of welcome to the knighthood of Gruppe B. I choose Gruppe B #33. It has a nice ring to it and reminds me of the glass lined tanks of old Latrobe: Rolling Rock Beer.

So raise your glasses, stick your head out the window and yell, "The bastards are coming...the bastards are coming". Then duck back in before your neighbors think you've flipped a microswitch.

I will make the appropriate changes to my profile to proudly display my new association.

MotoSook · 06-20-2003, 06:34 PM

No. 1, I am pleased to report that weapons practice was a success, with a number of gold pieces exchanging hands

On an even better note, I am glad to report that the Streit Racer has joined our ranks!!! Phoebe, my fellow brothers in arms, is indeed a fire breathing beast with a roar to frighten RGuppies and SCWDPoopers into the pits. She is truely the definition of a Bastard! And she is fast! OHMAGAWD! She is fast!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/115684-phoebe-racecar-mag-cover.html#post851705

Welcome No. 15! WUF! WUF!

johncj8989 · 07:00 PM

As written by our newest member: Sir Chris

"Amidst the darkness there came a white light. That piercing light was emenating from the mouth of a four footed beast called "Phoebe" with blue on it's loins and fire in it's butt.

Verily I say unto to you that that white represents the cleansing fire of automotive modifications unrestrained by the likes of "matching numbers" and other unmentionable and unattainable tasks. The four tires represent the four corners of direction, forwards, backwards, left and right. This beast was capable of negotiating all and not restrained to only forward and left like many of the unwashed masses that call themselved NASCAR. The blue, finally, represents the sorrow of any that should accidentally cross the path of the beast on it's home territory called "The Track"

The beast inhaled mightily through six throats, and cried out in a tremendous howl through two megaphones, "Behold for I lay claim to the number FIFTEEN, and FIFTEEN be the number I claim. I claim not fourteen or sixteen, but right between at FIFTEEN."

"Let the big iron give way to the mighty flat-six" said the beast " though Gruppe B they shall never attain" Chris Streit 6/20/03

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Chris Streit
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1982 930 "Penny"
1970 911S RSr Replica "Phoebe" Gruppe B #015

WELCOME CHRIS!!!!!!!!!

DByers · 06-20-2003, 07:11 PM

Yes Chris is a great asset indeed. Shirt orders are flowing into the virtual mission headquarters and email replys will sent out this weekend. #1 & #2 have the gift of word to let people see the light and be apart of Gruppe B.
We grow, it is unstopable.

West coast all clear, time for adult beverages.

johncj8989 · 06-20-2003, 07:17 PM

I tip my frosty Ale in a grand salute to DByers for his commitment to the cause! Keep the requests for Ye Ole official Gruppe B Garments(T shirts .... lol) flowing in fellow B@st@rds

johncj8989 · 06-20-2003, 07:33 PM

And welcome as well Frogman. Panzer division...lol We are arming ourselves to the teeth!

Rich Lambert · Rich Lambert's Garage

Holy crap...I just read this whole thread in a single sitting. I've got eye strain and the carpal tunnel is acting up. It was getting really tedious until someone, a few pages back, mentioned drinking. That made it better.

I just received my SCWDP t-shirt and the stickers are on the way. I was proud to be associated with that group until I read Doug's post back on page (12). "I promised him as long as there were Porsche 911 SC's on the roads, I would lead our soldiers ever forward, towards The Goal. "

Now, I support the Porsche 911SC and all it represents, but I didn't sign on for any weird "Goat" stuff.

Can I be a Gruppe B'eer?

06-20-2003, 11:57 PM

If this thread was a Monty Python sketch it would have ended loooong time ago with Graham Chapman coming through the door dressed as a police officer saying "STOP IT STOP IT! THIS IS FAR TOO SILLY"

LOL

Thanks for the laugh people!