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My wife just came in from out back after telling some guy he just hit our house (with a golf ball). She says, “you hit my house”. He says “sorry about that”. She says “you better slow down.” I said what does that mean? You gotta come up with something better than that! I said, “maybe you need to get some lessons” but even that’s pretty lame. Any ideas? Bear in mind it’s gotta be lady like. Thanks for any worthwhile ideas.
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"Excuse me Sir, you dropped one of your balls."
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Maybe you should be hitting from the ladies tee!
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Hook or slice? She could say roll your left hand over more to correct that slice. And then leave.
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Edit..., as you don't know how to swing your balls anymore........"
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"I'm so very sorry sir.... I can't believe my house jumped up and caught your awesome shot" ;)
If that's what it's called... |
"Stay on the putt-putt course...please"
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"Nice to see all the practice is finally paying off, Miss."
(....and since you live on the course, make sure you have a supply of range balls handy so you can substitute one of yours for his brand new Titelist) |
"Yo Chi Chi, try and keep it on the fairway!".
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Sir can you please stop slapping your balls on my house 😋
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"You - You will never be a member of Bushwood!"
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When I was a kid we had a condo for a while on a gulf course in Orlando for my mother's job.
Those were the days when Saturday morning cartoons ruled and like most kids of that time were glued to the TV set eating Capt Crunch until 11AM. Being a nice morning, the sliding glass door was open, I got up to change the channel and poof, a golf ball lands on the couch. The golfer comes to the patio and asked my Mother if she had seen his ball, she pointed to the couch and asked him if he was going to play it. |
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"Get a grip! You could sure improve yours!"
Best Les |
If your aims that bad maybe you should sit down to pee…
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"Do that again and I'll sick my alligators on you!"
or... "Go back to Pirate's Island- You are not worthy" |
I guess you’re not in the running for the green jacket?
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"Try pickleball or bird watching... this golf thing isn't workin' for ya.'
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I see even with all that practice, you still can't put your balls in the right place.
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These are good! Thanks guys! Quite often if they do bounce one off our house, they drive down the cart path all the way on the other side of the fairway and refuse to even look over here.
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Friend of mine used to provide "home care" for an older lady who lived on a local golf course. She said the lady was always joyous when she found "easter eggs" in her back yard :)
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Bosco lives to find golf balls. If he sees one in our yard, he looks at me crying then looks out back until I let him go get it. If I just happen to let him out back for any reason he makes a beeline straight into the bushes and ALWAYS comes out with a golf ball.
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As a teen, when kids actually played backyard tackle football .... a Sunday afternoon game across from the "club" was a tradition.... "Goldie" was the lovable neighborhood retriever that always had a tennis ball in her mouth.... she'd just go up to the tennis courts and grab one from outside the fence :). |
Or, push a little further.
Print a pad of “claim forms.” Name Date Where impacted Insurance company Policy number That could be interesting. |
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Prove it ... and GLWT. Balls hitting yer house or in your backyard "comes with the territory" next to a golf course imo. Ask Bosco :D |
I have a basket of about 50 golf balls that I've found in my yard and I keep it on the deck so they can all see it. I found three in the last week.
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No advice but I am reminded of my favorite golf saying when a member of the foursome hits one waayy OOB:
"You could wrap that ball in bacon and Lassie still couldn't find it..." Tip your...:cool: |
About a month’s worth…
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1697483884.jpg This crate in the garage has been filled a couple of times… http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1697483986.jpg I take them to the First Tee boys and girls club…they have a driving range and their own course. I think my wife has decided she’s going to hand out papers with instructions on how to cure a hook. |
True story- My first job was at a golf club. I washed peoples balls and waxed their clubs.
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Reminds me of this episode:
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Stay in your lane.
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Keep your balls to yourself!
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As to your Wife and the pamphlet for curing a hook.
You could put up a Little Free Library and stock in with things like Golf for Dummies. There is a lot of potential here. |
Fun stuff.
Be light-hearted about it: “May the course be with you...” Bonus points if they are Catholic and a Star Wars fan. Not mine but it works. |
Lots of great comment but this thread reminded me of a scene from the movie "Casino".
Do you remember when the FBI ran out of fuel and they had to land their plane on a golf course? As soon as the Wise Guys realized who's plane it was they started taking shots at it with gold balls! lol... :D "Hundred Dollars whoever hits the plane" https://youtu.be/jFPV16f182w?si=_Pj2_EZ3iVJm20ZN |
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A little KC and the SSB:
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake Shake your bogey, shake your bogey |
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