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Bear shows a guy who is boss.
Love how the stands up, and pushes him down like, "get outta my face homie!"
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10-26-2023, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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A bear walks into a kitchen and says "hey fella, GTF outta my face!"
The guy probably slipped in a puddle of his own pee. You could tell the way the guy walked into the kitchen that he knew the bear was there and was "looking for the bear". I'm pretty sure he didn't really want to find the bear, and neither of them were happy when he did find the bear. "Go find the bear, I think he went to the kitchen." "Yeah, I'm going to go check in my car." That's the way the conversation should have gone. I'm pretty sure the bear was saying "go make me a sammich bish!" What do did the bear say to the dude in the kitchen with one black eye? "I told you to make me a sandwich once, I'm not going to tell you again."
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10-26-2023, 06:59 PM
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Solution for the Guy in kitchen = grin and bear it!
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10-26-2023, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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I wonder if the guy gets a laundry allowance?
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10-27-2023, 05:09 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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That bear just gave the man a shove. It could have been a swipe of his paw with the claws and ripped his face off.
It was a fat bear, so not starving and looking for a man to eat.
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10-27-2023, 06:49 AM
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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"If it makes you feel any better, he's as scared of you as you are scared of him."
LOL! Although I suspect the dude and the bear both saw each other and thought "Oh sheiße!" The bear did stick it's paws up and then run the other way. I think the guy fell down more than he was pushed. And when he fell down, the bear thought, "great, now's my chance to get the hell out of here!"
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10-27-2023, 07:46 AM
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