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KFC911 10-31-2023 02:13 AM
intermittent farting.
 
My dawg has issues :)

WPOZZZ 10-31-2023 02:16 AM
Right. The dog.

KFC911 10-31-2023 02:21 AM
I would NOT lie ... honestly :D

sc_rufctr 10-31-2023 04:23 AM
I had a dog like that... Some "Charcoal Tablets" put things right.

GH85Carrera 10-31-2023 05:23 AM
Hey, I had a colonoscopy recently. The doctor said I had to fart before I could go home. He explained they had pumped in air to make it easier to look around in there, and I should continue to fart to rid my body of that gas. He did NOT put a time limit on that. So I am under doctors orders to let em rip to get rid of that gas they pumped. I figure my next colonoscopy is due in 10 years, so I am just following doctors orders until then.

rwest 10-31-2023 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 12121875)
Hey, I had a colonoscopy recently. The doctor said I had to fart before I could go home. He explained they had pumped in air to make it easier to look around in there, and I should continue to fart to rid my body of that gas. He did NOT put a time limit on that. So I am under doctors orders to let em rip to get rid of that gas they pumped. I figure my next colonoscopy is due in 10 years, so I am just following doctors orders until then.
Good on you, so many people think they are smarter than their doctor and don’t listen to the doctor’s orders.

Evans, Marv 10-31-2023 07:37 AM
Gas-X to the rescue !!!

craigster59 10-31-2023 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Evans, Marv (Post 12121956)
Gas-X to the rescue !!!
Or as a preventative measure, “Bean-o”!

Steve Carlton 10-31-2023 09:54 AM
Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.

flatbutt 10-31-2023 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 12122067)
Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.
Speaking for myself Steve I'll say that although we are young for only a short time, we can in fact be immature forever.

Bill Douglas 10-31-2023 10:17 AM
Women say they like the "Strong silent type." they should meet my dog.

craigster59 10-31-2023 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 12122067)
Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.
My eight year old Granddaughter gets a kick out of it when I ask her to "pull my finger". The thirteen year old, not so much.

Steve Carlton 10-31-2023 11:26 AM
Proximity problem.

I’m amazed and amused that Elon saw fit to put a fart feature in his cars.

Heel n Toe 10-31-2023 03:47 PM
Somebody had to do it... might as well be me... you're welcome.

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stevej37 10-31-2023 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 12122138)
Proximity problem.

I’m amazed and amused that Elon saw fit to put a fart feature in his cars.


More importantly...Did he include the odor/smell?

s_morrison57 10-31-2023 03:54 PM
Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So the deaf can enjoy them too.

GH85Carrera 10-31-2023 05:26 PM
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A great bedtime book!

sc_rufctr 10-31-2023 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 12122083)
Women say they like the "Strong silent type." they should meet my dog.
Years ago Billy Connolly did a doco about living in the Arctic. He drove a dog sled and mentioned that the air would often turn Blue because the dogs only ate raw meat... lol :D

Edit...

A Scot in the Arctic (TV Movie - 1995 - 47m)

Here's a link to the doco: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234678/

Racerbvd 10-31-2023 06:32 PM
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