intermittent farting.

[KFC911]

My dawg has issues

[WPOZZZ]

Right. The dog.

[KFC911]

I would NOT lie ... honestly

[sc_rufctr]

I had a dog like that... Some "Charcoal Tablets" put things right.

[GH85Carrera]

Hey, I had a colonoscopy recently. The doctor said I had to fart before I could go home. He explained they had pumped in air to make it easier to look around in there, and I should continue to fart to rid my body of that gas. He did NOT put a time limit on that. So I am under doctors orders to let em rip to get rid of that gas they pumped. I figure my next colonoscopy is due in 10 years, so I am just following doctors orders until then.

[rwest]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Hey, I had a colonoscopy recently. The doctor said I had to fart before I could go home. He explained they had pumped in air to make it easier to look around in there, and I should continue to fart to rid my body of that gas. He did NOT put a time limit on that. So I am under doctors orders to let em rip to get rid of that gas they pumped. I figure my next colonoscopy is due in 10 years, so I am just following doctors orders until then.

Good on you, so many people think they are smarter than their doctor and don’t listen to the doctor’s orders.

[Evans, Marv]

Gas-X to the rescue !!!

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

Gas-X to the rescue !!!

Or as a preventative measure, “Bean-o”!

[Steve Carlton]

Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.

[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.

Speaking for myself Steve I'll say that although we are young for only a short time, we can in fact be immature forever.

[Bill Douglas]

Women say they like the "Strong silent type." they should meet my dog.

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Why is it the fart sound never stops being funny? The smell, though, almost never funny.

My eight year old Granddaughter gets a kick out of it when I ask her to "pull my finger". The thirteen year old, not so much.

[Steve Carlton]

Proximity problem.

I’m amazed and amused that Elon saw fit to put a fart feature in his cars.

[Heel n Toe]

Somebody had to do it... might as well be me... you're welcome.

[stevej37]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Proximity problem.

I’m amazed and amused that Elon saw fit to put a fart feature in his cars.

More importantly...Did he include the odor/smell?

[s_morrison57]

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So the deaf can enjoy them too.

[GH85Carrera]

A great bedtime book!

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Women say they like the "Strong silent type." they should meet my dog.

Years ago Billy Connolly did a doco about living in the Arctic. He drove a dog sled and mentioned that the air would often turn Blue because the dogs only ate raw meat... lol

Edit...

A Scot in the Arctic (TV Movie - 1995 - 47m)

Here's a link to the doco: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234678/

[Racerbvd]