Seldom do I laugh out loud alone.

Mebbe not ... couple hours with a polisher and then a clay bar .... no problem!

No insurance, so maybe no report to Carfax. He'll have the advantage of selling a Yaris with a clean Carfax.

Years ago I used leave the keys to my vehicles on the floor. Was having a retaining wall installed and the contractor would leave his tools next to the garage. I live on 5 acres in a sparsely populated area. Well, a tweaked followed the contractor to my house then came back late at night to steal his tools. He looked into my truck and saw the keys on the floor and off he went. The sheriff found my truck at his trailer but not my keys. My truck was full of tools that he stole from other job sites. Needles to say I never leave my keys in my vehicles anymore.

It's a shame about the gas leak/explosion at the tweaker's trailer.

It was a weird run down trailer park. The sheriff had me come out to pick up my truck. I was there where they convinced him to come out. He was arrested for stealing another vehicle that was caught on a security camera.