Was there a second shooter on the grassy knoll?

[LEAKYSEALS951]

The owner took out a huge homeowner's insurance policy on Santa days prior to the shooting.

Remember- This is bigger than all of us.

My advice- quit asking questions while we are ahead. Never mind there also appeared to be no exit wound in the video, something I'd expect to see if there was a firearm powerful enough to shoot through not just one, but - two layers of chinese quality santa nylon.

As I've investigated plenty of Santa inflatable killings from back when I was on the force. I know what I'm talking about!!!!!

This really does have the makings of a good youtube video. Recreate the scene in a controlled environment, buy several santa's and dispatch them with several calibers of real guns. .22, 9mm, 308, shotgun, blackpowder. Cordite in santa's butt.

[stevej37]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

He may have split his pants laughing.

Or, the home owner gave him a couple TB bean burritos.

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Looks like the windows were closed to me as well. You can see the street light reflect in both of the door windows. The pop sounds more like the Santa popping than a gun, too. No evidence shown of an "exit wound."

Looks like coinkidink.

Hot car exhaust hitting a cold (sub freezing) low quality poly fabric.

Fear mongers.

Anything with a gun hits news.

[Steve Carlton]

Turns out a ninja star was found at the bottom of inflatable Santa. Fingerprints match those of 8 year old Timmy Sheetdisturber two doors down the street, and he was detained a couple of hours ago. Santa is recuperating from some quick nylon patchwork surgery and is reinflating well. The reindeer on the roof are responding well to counseling.

[Rusty Heap]

Fill 'em up with propane and use a cigarette as a 3 minute fuse.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Turns out a ninja star was found at the bottom of inflatable Santa. Fingerprints match those of 8 year old Timmy

Timmy???? Ah hell no.

It was feral boy.

[Steve Carlton]

[stevej37]

^^^ Lol...I've got to watch that movie again.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Don't get me wrong, it could have been Timmy. He used to cut the grass. He was a very nice boy.

[red 928]

Was there a second shooter on the grassy knoll?

Buried him out in Coalinga.
Still got the shovel!

[scottmandue]

It was AI

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951

The owner took out a huge homeowner's insurance policy on Santa days prior to the shooting.

Remember- This is bigger than all of us.

[SIZE="1. Cordite in santa's butt.[/SIZE]

See, it was AI!

TOLD YOU SO

[masraum]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Turns out a ninja star was found at the bottom of inflatable Santa. Fingerprints match those of 8 year old Timmy Sheetdisturber two doors down the street, and he was detained a couple of hours ago. Santa is recuperating from some quick nylon patchwork surgery and is reinflating well. The reindeer on the roof are responding well to counseling.

I had a bunch of shuriken when I was a teen, but never one like that. Based on what I remember reading about them when I was a teen, they were actually thin, not thick. But then I've never been or met an actual ninja from feudal Japan, so I have no idea.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by LEAKYSEALS951

Don't get me wrong, it could have been Timmy. He used to cut the grass. He was a very nice boy.

Or maybe the paper boy. "I want my two dollars!"

[stevej37]

HTH does one throw a ninja star when all sides are razor sharp?
Or...how do you carry one in your pocket?

[Steve Carlton]

Pocket protector.

[stevej37]

I'll stick with my atlatl

[Steve Carlton]

I watched a movie that featured an atlatl last night. A very unusual weapon used by a serial killer.

[stevej37]

^^^ Same here....lol
I left a review on the movie thread yesterday.