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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
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Are those people in line or just waiting to get in?
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She went to the nudist beach and in one hour saw a whole years worth of penises. Or did she see a whole years worth of penii?
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If a door is slightly open, its ajar. So if a jar is slightly open, is it a door?
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12-12-2023, 10:01 PM
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You want the truth?
---Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, USMC Roads? ----Doc Brown You talking to me? ----T. Bickle You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? ---- Det. Harry Callahan
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12-12-2023, 10:34 PM
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A lot of questions and not many answers.
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12-12-2023, 10:52 PM
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Is a penis-shaped potato a dictator?
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12-13-2023, 03:34 AM
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An actual question at a soccer game..."how many quarters in this sport?"
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12-13-2023, 05:05 AM
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why does Rennline supply all SAE hardware with their products.
Why are Adam and Eve depicted with belly buttons?
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12-13-2023, 05:23 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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12-13-2023, 05:26 AM
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Remember those ice cream cones they had back when you were a kid that had names on them?
Did you ever see one that had “Hank”, “Merle” or “Buck”? Or one that said “Stan” or “Norman” or “Craig” for that matter? |
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1. How often should you renew the brake fluid in your car? (2 or 3 years?)
2. How often should you renew the coolant in your car? (5 to 8 years with modern coolant?) 3. How often should you renew the differential oil in your car? (I've only ever topped it up)
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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12-13-2023, 08:42 PM
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12-13-2023, 08:43 PM
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Oh God, I probably got the Gono-co-co-coccus! - Frank Zappa
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12-14-2023, 06:15 AM
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Where does that highway go to?
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12-14-2023, 06:17 AM
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12-14-2023, 08:25 AM
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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12-14-2023, 08:58 AM
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
1991 Porsche C4 Coupe 3.6 [8/2001 ~ 2/2006]
Carrera
1972 Porsche 911 T/S 1971 2,2S
Gretta
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