Random Question Thread!
 

Okay post up funny or peculiar questions such as,

Does Santa really drive a sleigh, or does he drive the reindeer that are pulling the sleigh?

Why do they call them "cocktails"???

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Why?

Or why is why spelt why when y would do just fine by itself?

Who's on first?

What's with the whole "Overland" craze? Driving to your accounting job downtown in your Tacoma with tent, shovel, jack, gas cans, propane tank, etc.

Is there some alien invasion/Armageddon stuff ready to go down at any minute that I haven't heard about? Do you realize what that's doing to your MPG with gas prices as high as they are?

Just curious.

Do you really think.....


Best
Les

"Cock tailings” was a term used to describe the mixture that was created when tavern owners combined the dregs (tailings) of nearly empty barrels together. The resulting mixture from several barrels would then be sold at a discounted price.
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"What the F...?"

Who shot JR ?

Is it safe?

Why is that guy on the picture thread obsessed with 'little women' (not the book) ?

Thank you Dixie!!! [emoji4]

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I don't know but what's up with all the little ducks that Jeep owners put on the ledge behind the windshield?

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Why isn't phonetically spelled phonetically?

Why is cargo on a boat and a shipment in a car?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why does night fall, but day breaks?

Why are 2 piece pool cues made with joint sizes listed in a SAE thread pitch and tip diameters listed in millimeters? No satisfactory answers in a pool forum I visit, other than it's just the way it is...

That sounds like the bicycle industry as a whole. Imperial and metric... With Italian, English and French thread pitches.
Also JIS (Japanese).

This happened over a long period of time. Maybe it's the same with Pool Cues?

“Hey Spike, tell us 'bout life?
Could you tell me about life?”

You know where is it a cat?

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

Are those people in line or just waiting to get in?

(Actual question)

She went to the nudist beach and in one hour saw a whole years worth of penises. Or did she see a whole years worth of penii?

If a door is slightly open, its ajar. So if a jar is slightly open, is it a door?

You want the truth?
---Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, USMC


Roads?
----Doc Brown


You talking to me?
----T. Bickle


You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
---- Det. Harry Callahan

A lot of questions and not many answers.

So... yes.

Is a penis-shaped potato a dictator?

An actual question at a soccer game..."how many quarters in this sport?"

why does Rennline supply all SAE hardware with their products.

Why are Adam and Eve depicted with belly buttons?

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Remember those ice cream cones they had back when you were a kid that had names on them?

Did you ever see one that had “Hank”, “Merle” or “Buck”? Or one that said “Stan” or “Norman” or “Craig” for that matter?

1. How often should you renew the brake fluid in your car? (2 or 3 years?)

2. How often should you renew the coolant in your car? (5 to 8 years with modern coolant?)

3. How often should you renew the differential oil in your car? (I've only ever topped it up)

Why does it hurt when I pee?

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My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got the
Gono-co-co-coccus!

- Frank Zappa

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Where does that highway go to?

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Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents?