First it was fitty .... and AARP ...
 

showing up in my mailbox every 3 months :(.....

Now I'm reading "with much interest" the Medicare choiches thread ....

At least it isn't raining!

If I'm lyin' .... I'm dyin! ... as he drowns in a thunderstorm later on today :)

Better sign up quick or you’ll miss out on the bonus tote bag! It’s my birthday month, so got the AARP letter in the mailbox too.

AARP will send you crap for the rest of your life.

Medicare choices are near infinite and you will have enough to fill a trash can or recycle bin.

Got any good offers from funeral homes or cemeteries?

Actually, yes! Those things are a lot cheaper if you don’t wait until after you’re dead.

Meh, just need a bonfire and some tupperware...

And when they go out of business or get bought by a conglomerate, your prepaid plan is what gets buried.

Did anyone ever get AARP? Is it worth it?
They keep sending me stuff.

Never worth it to me.