First it was fitty .... and AARP ...

[KFC911]

showing up in my mailbox every 3 months .....

Now I'm reading "with much interest" the Medicare choiches thread ....

At least it isn't raining!

If I'm lyin' .... I'm dyin! ... as he drowns in a thunderstorm later on today

[rwest]

Better sign up quick or you’ll miss out on the bonus tote bag! It’s my birthday month, so got the AARP letter in the mailbox too.

[GH85Carrera]

AARP will send you crap for the rest of your life.

Medicare choices are near infinite and you will have enough to fill a trash can or recycle bin.

[masraum]

Got any good offers from funeral homes or cemeteries?

[speeder]

Originally Posted by masraum

Good any good offers from funeral homes or cemeteries?

Actually, yes! Those things are a lot cheaper if you don’t wait until after you’re dead.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by speeder

Actually, yes! Those things are a lot cheaper if you don’t wait until after you’re dead.

Meh, just need a bonfire and some tupperware...

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by speeder

Actually, yes! Those things are a lot cheaper if you don’t wait until after you’re dead.

And when they go out of business or get bought by a conglomerate, your prepaid plan is what gets buried.

[Alan A]

Did anyone ever get AARP? Is it worth it?
They keep sending me stuff.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Alan A

Did anyone ever get AARP? Is it worth it?
They keep sending me stuff.

Never worth it to me.