Just got in trouble with the wife

[Noah930]

Mrs. Noah is upset at me. She just got a call via Whatsapp from a number she didn't recognize. However, a picture of the mysterious New Zealander caller appeared. And now my wife is mad at me that it might have been for me!

[Noah930]

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Just tell her it's Bill D., post-op.

Lookin good Bill!

[Zeke]

Maybe she's selling silicone.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Maybe she's selling silicone.

Caulk, big caulk.

[Tobra]

Does she get mad at you for stuff she dreamed about? I get that a lot.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Does she get mad at you for stuff she dreamed about? I get that a lot.

You betcha. I was smacked in the middle of the night once, when she dreamed that I had an affair with one of her best friends. Because apparently there must have been some truth to it if she had dreamed it. [insert roll eyes emoji]

[porsche930dude]

I dont think iv ever even seen a girl in real life that looked that good. Tell her its an AI girl

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Noah930

You betcha. I was smacked in the middle of the night once, when she dreamed that I had an affair with one of her best friends. Because apparently there must have been some truth to it if she had dreamed it. [insert roll eyes emoji]

Same here. One day my wife was really mad at me all day because she dreamed I cheated on her. She finally got over it, and apologized.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by porsche930dude

I dont think iv ever even seen a girl in real life that looked that good. Tell her its an AI girl

Bad idea. Her responses can include:
-Where is this AI place and when have you gone there?
-How many girls do you look at?
-How do you know her to know she doesn't look that good?
-Why are you so defensive? What are you hiding?

[Crowbob]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Same here. One day my wife was really mad at me all day because she dreamed I cheated on her. She finally got over it, and apologized.

You shoulda cut to the chase and apologized first.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by Shaun @ Tru6

Just tell her it's Bill D., post-op.

Lookin good Bill!

Thanks. I try to look my best for you guys.

[Baz]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Thanks. I try to look my best for you guys.

New Zealand's looking better and better gotta say!

[HobieMarty]

I'd like to feed her some Kiwi fruit!!! Yummy!!!

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[look 171]

I always thought you were good looking but dang Billy, what are you doing next weekend.

[fintstone]

You can tell her the call was for me and the blonde mistakenly got your number from my Pelican contact list when she was sleeping over.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by look 171

I always thought you were good looking but dang Billy, what are you doing next weekend.

I guess it's time to be honest. Instead of being a big ugly 65 year old white fulla that I pretend to be, I'm actually a smokin' hot blonde girl who can't even drive.

[look 171]

Now I know why I have always been attracted to your comments.

[LWJ]

There should be a word for when you know a smart azz comment would fit perfectly but you simply can’t come up with one.

Because, that is where I am with this.

[pwd72s]

I almost feel deprived. Never been "catfished", I think they call it. Possibly because I don't tweet or faceplant?