Definitely not a bag of drugs...

[red-beard]

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

Officers on Tuesday night stopped a man and a woman driving a stolen car in Southeast Portland, and they found much more than a stolen car, the Portland Police Bureau said.

When officers pulled over Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, near Southeast 162nd and Division, they searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside, the Police Bureau said in a post on X Wednesday.

[KFC911]

LOL ... those bags ain't never worked for crap... idiots!

"Probably Not A Bag Of Drugs" is a no-brainer upgrade

[masraum]

Originally Posted by KC911

LOL ... those bags ain't never worked for crap... idiots!

"Probably Not A Bag Of Drugs" is a no-brainer upgrade

Some genius somewhere is hidding their drugs and guns and money in one of these, and they are just begging to get busted.

[KFC911]

^^^^ Perfectly safe here in Krispy Kreme land (Initially founded in
(lWinston-Salem) .. then the cops would realize...

"He ain't from around here" ...

The are too rich for me now ..... used to be 1.20/dozen ... corp reps would bring in several boxes each visit...

Evil bribes

[masraum]

Originally Posted by KC911

^^^^ Perfectly safe here in Krispy Kreme land (Initially founded in
(lWinston-Salem) .. then the cops would realize...

"He ain't from around here" ...

The are too rich for me now ..... used to be 1.20/dozen ... corp reps would bring in several boxes each visit...

Evil bribes

warm KK glazed straight from the process are heavenly. Around here THE donuts are Shipley's, and their warm glazed are also heavenly and practically melt in your mouth. I remember Dunkin D from when I was a little kid. They seem to have rebounded. My experience with them is that their cake donuts are good. I don't get donuts often (which is probably a good thing). If I go into a donut place, I will get a donut or two and then a kolache or two. Kolaches are dough with something like sausage, sausage and cheese, sausage-jalapeno-cheese, ham-cheese in the middle. Mmmm, kolaches!