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On A Cracker?

LOL ... I had to look it up

Old 04-08-2025, 12:04 PM
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I looked it up....I'm not a Cracker....until I move south.
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You were born a Cracker.

I don't get the On a Cracker. Is that something different?
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Christ on a Cracker, those Tasty Ass snacks are good.
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This cracker is confused…
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Old 04-08-2025, 03:55 PM
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You were born a Cracker.

I don't get the On a Cracker. Is that something different?
JFCOAC ... it twas a first time I have ever see the "On A Cracker" part ... I had to DuckDuck it ... totally stumped... still am

WTF does it mean?
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I googled it cause I never heard the term either. It did not make much sense to me, but I'm not a smart man...
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Do Ducks like crackers?
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They prefer quackers ...
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I think the colloquialism "JFC on a Cracker" is the southern cousin of "JFC on a crutch".
I've heard 'em both, all my life, but I was born and raised in a big Catholic family. WHo knows what it means? It just feels good to say it when you want to take your blasphemy to that liiiiiittle extra.
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I love these crackers...but they're ROAFC

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I love these crackers...but they're ROAFC


My favs are the Dollar General knock offs.

https://www.dollargeneral.com/p/clover-valley-rich-crisp-crackers-oz/76983400366
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Where is Polly .... I wonder what she wants?
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Ritz crackers today are nothing like when they were made in the 70s.
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The Ritz Chips come in multiple flavors....The Roasted Garlic ones are my favorite.
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I think the colloquialism "JFC on a Cracker" is the southern cousin of "JFC on a crutch".
I'll bet it's this.

Edit: Also "......on a stick"
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Once you eat one it's Ritz in an effing Cracker"

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I love these crackers...but they're ROAFC

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C on a cracker....would that be a communion reference?

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