Unstoppable virus!

[pwd72s]

A particularly nasty viris has been identified. Even the most advanced programs from Norton & McAfee cannot take care of it, so be warned. It appears mostly to affect those of us who were born before 1960.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2.. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you are finished. IT IS CALLED
"

C-NILE VIRUS"


Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2 Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you 've finished. IT IS CALLED

"C-NILE VIRUS"

Have a good 4th of July!!!!!!!!!!!

[pearldrum]

haha, that's good...

[tabs]

2nd time and place you've posted your funny Paulie. Not a bad joke the 1st time you hear it, second time PPBBBBBBT.

[DonDavis]

Hey Paul,

That's funny.

Kind of like when people post double posts.

[DonDavis]

Hey Paul,

That's funny.

Kind of like when people post double posts.

[id10t]

Warning! If you get an e-mail message titled "Good times," don't open it!

Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

Goodtimes will also cause your 356 to rust and your 6v headlights to appear very dim. If your 356 is apart and in zip lock baggies, Goodtimes will cause all of your labels to dissappear as well.