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Your jokes just floor me...

I was watching an old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and he was talking with the audience and asking what they do. Some woman said she worked at a funeral home and he was teasing her about their business and she said "We're the last one to let you down." Everyone was laughing, including Johnny.

I quite often write slightly inappropriate things in surveys, but not such that I would actually get into trouble.

I bought something at Repco the other day and gave a 10 out of 10 for every question then when asked why I said the new girl at Repco Lyall Bay is stunning, even if your car doesn't need oil, it's a good excuse to go to Repco.

Always fun to have a bit of a laugh.