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SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support. How can I help you?"
LADY: Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing. SUPPORT: I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address and telephone number and the technician will be there just as soon as possible. When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was and told what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...    
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that is hella nasty
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Well, that explains the hissing noise.
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I've heard of getting a worm....but a snake??? Hello IT?
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..........but I turned myself around.. 75 914 1.8 2010 Cayenne base |
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a pic with no REASON what-so-ever
 i was farting around my office and snapped a shot after receiving my 911B emblem in the mail..... thought it looked like a pretty cool picture,.... no reason... just cuz. |
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Back in the saddle again
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Despite the large mammories she's not really very attractive.
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A hard face with lots of teeth, I've not seen any of her movies.
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She has a face?
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wait until she turns around and bends over......
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damn, missed it
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I still see it...
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Lets see it in the turns... straight lines do not matter as much...
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still 123mph exit seed for a Fiat 126 is something else....
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Hey, how the heck did this video load onto this page by itself??
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Whaty they're doing with your gas money in Dubai
   
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I'm pretty sure that's THEIR gas money. When you think of it as yours you tend to want to go to war.
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N-Gruppe doesn't exist
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here is your WALMART stock being spent in Shanghai
    and a video from europe http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=t4uRPvbQndM
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Pre- H20
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Gone to California
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1984 Porsche 911 Targa 3.4L
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