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How many fat chicks is formal gowns does it take to hold down one Boxster?


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Old 03-31-2006, 08:08 AM
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The redhead looks OK, and the one in the white-striped dress is dable; put the other 3 out to pasture...
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Old 03-31-2006, 08:12 AM
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Yep, I'm calling dibs on the redhead.

Looks like they found the other three out in a pasture.
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:23 AM
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the answer is one...the others are just for insurance, in case she gets winded
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:38 AM
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Good thing the one in the white dress has horizontal stripes. If they were vertical, they'd make her look fat.
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:48 AM
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I think the one in the back leaned on it first and the front wheels came off the ground. See how the front wheel is sorta unloaded. The two sows in front are just holding it down.

BTW I found this on Webshots.com
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:33 AM
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There you go, weird pics.
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:34 AM
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The redhead is really ugly. The body is fine...but the face is hillbilly f-ugly. Striped dress chick is gettin' there....
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:37 AM
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Old 03-31-2006, 11:38 AM
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I'm sorry, but this is just disgusting!

Smalahove

Smalahove (or smalehovud) is a Norwegian traditional dish, usually eaten around and before Christmas time, made from a sheep's head. The skin and fleece of the head is torched and the head is salted and dried. The head is boiled and served with mashed rutabaga and potatoes.

Originally, smalahove was considered eaten only by poor people, but in modern days it's considered to be a delicacy.

In 2001 an EU directive forbade the production of smalahove from sheep, due to fear of the possibility of transmission of scrapie, a deadly, degenerative prion disease of sheep and goats, even though scrapie does not appear to be transmissible to humans. It is now only allowed to be produced from lamb heads.

How to eat smalahove
It's common to start by the ear. This is the most fatty area and you have to eat it while it's warm. The same applies for the eye.

You begin with the foremost part of the head and cut your way backwards between the teeth of the upper and lover jaw. Then you break the jaw open to get access to the eye. Carefully slice the eye open and scrape out the eye apple. What's left, the eye muscle, is considered by many to be the best on the entire sheep. Another delicacy is the tongue.

Continue by eating downwards from the forehead. Around the jaw is the meat that's the least fatty.


Gimme a nice fat greasy cheeseburger, anyday!

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Old 03-31-2006, 12:00 PM
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It does not get much more random than that.
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Old 03-31-2006, 05:05 PM
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Old 03-31-2006, 05:56 PM
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PSA! That brings back some memories.

When we lived in Escondido, they did a "Flight of Eagles" every year for the Boy Scouts that got their Eagle rank during the year. The flight crew volunteered their time, PSA donated the airplane and fuel. I still remember being in the cockpit looking for traffic.

Unfortunately, I was too young for the fun stories I heard about the friendly PSA crew...
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Old 03-31-2006, 07:13 PM
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Old 03-31-2006, 07:23 PM
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