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I'm darn near sittin' in a wet spot after looking at that. That's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks...
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 LOL, JP. . .that is hillarious. Thanks for passing it along.Scott - 35 perceived  dots. . . 38 if you include the 'dots' in the question.
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Maybe I'm broken. Heck, call me a bleeding heart liberal, if you'd like -- I feel bad for the poor bastard. I mean, he's probably drunk off his ass because his wife left him and his dog died and his truck was repossessed by the IRS and alcohol is the only thing he has left. He's pissing in a gutter because it's the only place he has left to go, and he really can't sink any lower. Pissing in front of the police? Perhaps he hopes to go to prison, where at least he'll have food and clothes. There, but for the grace of God, go I.
Yup, I must be broken. Sorry to interject anything serious in this thread, folks. This interlude has been provided by your local un-fun sponsor. Programming will now resume as before... Dan
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lol, glad my somber comment could be twisted into something with some entertainment value. Ya'll are amazing.
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Me on a Monday morning when I'd rather be in bed with a mug of coffee and a magazine instead of driving to town.
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Awww. ****&^%^$% ****I missed the pic of the guy pissing by the police officer.
Edited for content. Please refrain from using creative means to get around auto-edit of profanity. -Z-man.
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 For all Yankee haters (Curt Schilling wore one to a recent Bruins game) 
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On 2nd thought, I slept damned well last night, despite the damned noisy garbage truck that woke me up around 6:00 AM...
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