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The perfect woman!

God bless her. My wife, Laurie, actually offered to let me bring parts into the house...and she cleaned them!!!

Yep...she's a keeper!


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Jerry, Next you'll have the kids scrubbing the engine with toothbrushes...
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Old 10-07-2003, 06:52 AM
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those cannisters on the countertop would make great parts cleaner soak units. is ther carb cleaner in them?
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It's because she's a Michigan girl....
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Ha! I can't get my lady to even THINK (!) about cleaning anything on my Porsche!

I've decide to stop asking her to come to the track.

Does your wife have a sister?!
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No sister, but her brother has been known to cross-dress....
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armor-all? Good gawd man, what are you thinking? She may be a keeper, but give her good tools to work with.
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armor-all? Good gawd man, what are you thinking? She may be a keeper, but give her good tools to work with.
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One of my buddies was rebuilding a type IV

His girlfriend cleaned the windage tray. There was probably 1 inch of varnish and goo on it.

THAT is a keeper!

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You better be glad the Dutches doesn't visit this board MOI!

Does her brother have a Varioram 3.6 and a paint shop?

...hahaha!
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She might be fabulously good looking, but I still think it's a trick.
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When I was swapping out the old, broken antenna out of the front left wing I accidentally dropped it behind the door. I couldn't fit my d@mn fat fingers behind the door to get it out. I was tearing my hair out in frustration, trying to figure out how to get the door off without a slide hammer, since it wouldn't close with the antenna lodged in there.

My lovely wife fished it out for me.
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perfect wife??? doesn't exist. a hoax. an urban legend. a fable. don't believe anything that Jerry says. she has him brainwashed. he's working for THEM I tell you. they must be stopped!

OH NO! they're getting through the wire! why is my skin crawling? got to get these bugs off of me!
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bluesky, see, there is a rational reason to have a full set of hemostats in the tool box.
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I was tearing my hair out in frustration, trying to figure out how to get the door off without a slide hammer, since it wouldn't close with the antenna lodged in there.
ah, but had it closed with the antenna in there, would you have bothered to try and get it out?

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That's awesome!!! Hi Laurie
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bluesky, see, there is a rational reason to have a full set of hemostats in the tool box.
ha! Yeah, twist up another "antenna" and "fish it out".

Is the water pipe for MFI tuning?
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Some guys have all the luck...
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bluesky, see, there is a rational reason to have a full set of hemostats in the tool box.
If only the inventor knew what his creation would ultimately be used for! Every time I break mine out I wonder exactly how many bodies its been in. The chicks really love it when you blurt that line out during a session!
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The perfect woman?

A 19 year-old mute nymphomaniac who just inherited a warehouse full of 911 parts?

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