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			Hi guys.  I thought you guys should check this dancer out. Kim.   | ||
|  10-13-2003, 12:57 PM | 
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			This thing won't do much to convince people that all Porsche drivers aren't egomanical jack@asses.   I'll take two. JP 
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|  10-13-2003, 01:06 PM | 
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			Too bad the dancer still has several inches on anybody who buys one.    
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|  10-13-2003, 01:16 PM | 
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			And I quote  - "if antenna girl is difficult to install, apply a small amount of petroleum jelly ..... before installation"   
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|  10-13-2003, 01:22 PM | 
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| Too big to fail | 
			Actually the guy selling those is a big VW parts whore.
		 
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|  10-13-2003, 01:24 PM | 
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| Back in the saddle again Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Central TX west of Houston 
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			Hehehe, that would be just perfect for a '74 El Camino with glass packs or a '75 Buick Electra 225 with gold wire wheels and velvet upholstery.  Oh, and lets not forget the '63 Chevy Impala with ball fringe around the roof and hydraulics.
		 
				__________________ Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa  SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten | ||
|  10-13-2003, 01:52 PM | 
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			Well, seein how I can't find no chrome naked lady mud flaps that fit in the back,better gets me one. How do I make my dang antenna quit goin down when I pop in my Myrle Haggard tape?
		 
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|  10-13-2003, 02:14 PM | 
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| RETIRED | 
			Where does it hide on antenna mast that retracts?
		 
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|  10-13-2003, 03:54 PM | 
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			damm, my antenna is bilt into the windsheild keith | ||
|  10-13-2003, 04:36 PM | 
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			According to the Porsche manual, the proper place for a topless dancer is in the passenger seat or driver's lap, depending on traffic flow. Argo 88 Targa edit: Yet another good reason to own a Targa.   Last edited by Argo; 10-13-2003 at 05:46 PM.. | ||
|  10-13-2003, 05:44 PM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Swampscott, MA  USA 
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			Maybe one of you that knows how to weld can help me weld it to my hood, kinda like one of them thar Jag U R's (Like Jack O's).
		 
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|  10-13-2003, 05:45 PM | 
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| vott does ziss do? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Seattle 
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			cheesy. very cheesy    
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|  10-13-2003, 11:37 PM | 
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			Appearently you guys were to blinded by her shear beauty to notice that it's not Topless, but rather topples.  I think she'd look best on a polished brass antenna........
		 
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|  10-15-2003, 12:19 PM | 
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| vott does ziss do? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Seattle 
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			uh, I are a gud spellar tuu.   he probably figured "what the heck, as long as it sells" 
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