Happy Halloween

[cassisrot]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which left his entire digestive system extremely upset.
upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was emabarressed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the sheets and threw them out the window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his his arms violently trying to get the unknown thing off. He ended up with the stinking sheets in a pile around his feet.
As he stood there unsteadily staring down at the soiled sheets a hospital guard who had seen the whole incident walked up and asked him: "what the hell is going on here!" The drunk, staring down at the mess, replied: I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost!"