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OT: The best E-Bay ad of all time
Be warned,
You will laugh out loud when you read this one. A classic! http://64.4.46.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=0cea6a2f7befd872865819d20b16b42e&lat=1071667109&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fcgi%2eebay%2ecom%2fws%2fe BayISAPI%2edll%3fViewItem%26amp%3bitem%3d244875694 5 Enjoy! - roGER |
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12-17-2003, 04:37 AM
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doesn't seem to work for me.
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Doesn't work here either.
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OK lets try posting the link again:
Enjoy! - roGER |
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one of gods prototypes
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funny ****e
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I want to bid, pay the man and then hire someone to take it away to the dump. This guy just gave me one of the best laughs of my life. Totally awesome ad.
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I love it! LOL!
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His previous auction is almsot as good:
I've had to postpone a serious telephone call because I was slightly hysterical from laughing too much and the tears rolling down my cheeks were upsetting my co-workers... - roGER |
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Anyone who really knows eBay knows where this guy is coming from and he is exactly right. SOOOOOOOOOOO glad someone said it. Wish I could pay him to make this a "featured" auction so more can see it.
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About as straight forward as you can get. Seems to be pretty honest huh?
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I can't tell which to do first- wipe the tears from my eyes or run to the bathroom and pee.
That IS the funniest thing I have seen on the web.
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I want to hire this guy to write an ad for my thermal reactors!
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Remeber that guy selling the Honduh with the plywood tail?
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He pulls no punches....wonder if ebay gets an extra fee for joke ads?
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the 1st one must be supersoaker powered,, i had that unit a couple summers ago..
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That is some seriously funny *****. I have always liked the humor the Brits have. That guy has to be a piece of work.
I think I will save that page just to get a laugh now and again Maybe we should ask to get a ppi and leakdown on that thing 
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I'd like to ask him a question like "what flavor does the frame come in?" just to hear his response.
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Funny....60k hits and going strong.
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I have some old Targa glass he could help sell. How about worn out spark plugs??
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Holy moley, the second one is funnier than the first, I'm dying with this:
Speaking of which, this is a re-listing because the winning bidder last time was a decerebrate turnip who was able to click on buttons and hit the numbers keys, but unable to read web pages, and didn't realise that he was 200 miles away. "I dint no (sic) where you lived" read his email. Well done, astragsi999: in addition to having the saddest username on Ebay, you've now got a feedback rating of minus one and a Non-Paying Bidder stripe against your record. Welcome to our Quadrant of the Galaxy. Beep. Yes, we play rough on Planet Earth sometimes
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