New Game: let's play complete the joke...
 

The object of this game is to "complete the joke." It's easy if you've been hanging around the "in crowd," or were on the Mulholland Run when I heard these jokes...

The contestant receives the punch line. Their mission is to come up with the correct beginning to the punch line.

Here are the "questions/punch lines":

1) ...when the big hand is on the little hand.

2) ...when there's a Big Wheel parked outside.

Now, what's the first line leading up to the above punch lines?

The winner gets the well-used Denon radio/cassette I plan on pulling from my car today, shipping not included.

Good luck!

P.S. can you tell I'm bored at work today?

I wasn't at the Mulhalland run, but these are pretty easy. I think they are from the first time he was in trouble for child molestation.

1: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

2: How can you tell if Michael Jackson
has company?

I'll pass on the cassete deck though, You can probably get a grand for it on Ebay, if you say it is a "Rare Porsche radio!!! and have an big-chested woman hold it.

Tom

o.k. I'll try it

#1) how do you tell when it's time for bed at the Neverland ranch?

#2) how do you know when Michael's love interest is visiting?

just shots in the dark, but logical bait with all the stuff in the news about the gloved one

hmmm, looks like I just got beat by Tom. but hey, I did pretty well! :D

LOL

Yeah, I just wanted you guys to work a little before I give you something...:D