New Game: let's play complete the joke...

[dd74]

The object of this game is to "complete the joke." It's easy if you've been hanging around the "in crowd," or were on the Mulholland Run when I heard these jokes...

The contestant receives the punch line. Their mission is to come up with the correct beginning to the punch line.

Here are the "questions/punch lines":

1) ...when the big hand is on the little hand.

2) ...when there's a Big Wheel parked outside.

Now, what's the first line leading up to the above punch lines?

The winner gets the well-used Denon radio/cassette I plan on pulling from my car today, shipping not included.

Good luck!

P.S. can you tell I'm bored at work today?

[emcon5]

I wasn't at the Mulhalland run, but these are pretty easy. I think they are from the first time he was in trouble for child molestation.

1: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

2: How can you tell if Michael Jackson
has company?

I'll pass on the cassete deck though, You can probably get a grand for it on Ebay, if you say it is a "Rare Porsche radio!!! and have an big-chested woman hold it.

Tom

[ronin]

o.k. I'll try it

#1) how do you tell when it's time for bed at the Neverland ranch?

#2) how do you know when Michael's love interest is visiting?

just shots in the dark, but logical bait with all the stuff in the news about the gloved one

[ronin]

hmmm, looks like I just got beat by Tom. but hey, I did pretty well!

[dd74]

Originally posted by emcon5


I'll pass on the cassete deck though, You can probably get a grand for it on Ebay, if you say it is a "Rare Porsche radio!!! and have an big-chested woman hold it.

LOL

Yeah, I just wanted you guys to work a little before I give you something...