Sum People have Asked?
 

Tabs how do you keep that svelt 320 lb Physique?

Well I'll tell U, I get up early around 9ish head on down an get me some Breakfast...3 eggs over easy, a Chicken Fried Steak covered in Gravy, country fried Potatoes slathered in Gravy, and som Bisquits and Gravy washed down with 3 or 4 cups of coffee.

Now if I'm feelin a might piquish for Lunch I'll have me a plate of 6 or so pieces of Southern Fried Chicken and Mashed Potatoes. If'n I'm not feelin to hungry I'll just have me a Cheese Burger or 2 with a mess of fries and milk shake... Thats around 2 or so.


About 6 or so I've worked up a mighty appetite and am rarein to head on down to the BO..ffet. Now I'll eat healthy for supper...and start out with a heap of salad drenched with my favorite dressing Blue Cheese an I'll usually include some creamed Herring ifn they got any or pasta salad or the like. Then I go back and get me a plate or two of Shrimp or Krab...I love the Krab in Drawn Butter...ummm nothin better. After I polish off the shrimp I head on over an get a nice chunk 1" thick of Prime Rib with Horseradish sauce, I usually add some mashed potatoes or stuffing here oh an don't forget the Veggies now I gota have some of those. Well for my next trip back through the line I just usually get whatever I'm in the mood for....Itie, Mex, Oriental, or Cajun along with some ribs...I always save room for desert now, a coupla pieces of Banana Cream Pie and some Cheese Cake, Bread Puddin and I always remember to palm a coupla pieces of pastry for my midnight snack while watchin TV.

Now you know I eat on a normal day....

What no beer?

Gotta watch my waist line....

Sound like a Miller High Life commercial.

man, and i though I had it all figured out by eating right and walking 3 Miles every other day.

THis thread is worthless without pics. Come on tabs, lets get pics of a day's food :D.

Here is a pic, IMO the thread is still worthless.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073252916.jpg

ROFLMAO!

Here's a lite lunch:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073252943.jpg

Hey Burner where did you get a picture of me when I was skinny?

C'mon Tabs give in and show yourself.

Wow, you sound like your own Popeye's franchise!

Or:

here's a book for you since this seems like your next logical step...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0521311144/qid=1073320360//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i6_xgl14/002-9065731-5800059?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

come on, is tabs really a heavyweight?

ted, that pic you posted is frightning. very funny, but it will take some serious effort to erase that image from my mind.

They got a lot of that running around Detroit these days...i.e. the "fat capitol" of the U.S.

HEY... MY FAMILY IS FROM DETROIT...

BTW: People taste like Pork...slow roasted on a spit is tasty.

Go ahead, ted, try to tell me that photo-chop isn't the work of swbsam. (emailed to ya?)

Apparently some of you guys spend a little too much time playing with your little tabby voo-doo dolls.

I've got to wonder how many psychology students use this forum content for there phd work. . .. .man, this is rich stuff. :cool:

My Psychologist friend told me that the R Gruppe would make a great research project for a Phd or Masters Thesis...On "The Interpersonal and Social Dynamics of Cult Formations" He would know since he is the Assisant Dean who oversees PhD canidates in Psych for a University in So Cal.

Tabs man about town.
Before he moved to be closer to the Las Vegas Buffets.;)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073334120.jpg

How much would you all say I weighted in that pic?

The first or the second photo?

You chose

520 in the first
280 in the second

:D

Wow! Nice rack! :D

It makes it easier to pass when I'm in Drag...

Depends on height. If you are 6'6" then holy crap. Regular 5'10", maybe 250 lb.

let me get this straight; that naked picture IS tabs!!!!? and why does that even exist? if it is tabs, he has trimmed down significantly. well done.

this is all i know about tabs; heavy, rich, opinionated.....and that is it.
i dont even know what car he drives!

Tabs driving a Porsche is one thing. But Tabs driving a Unimog would be heavenly. :D

Island is right
 

The R gruppe is out to get me by sticking pins in voodoo pictures of me concocted by that arch villian SWBSAM. So the first picture ain't even me!

I am 6"5" the second picture is the one they use to make all the others....I weighted about 305 to 310 in that picture.

Opinionated YEP! Rich...I'm comfortable, but not as comfortable as I'd like to be, especially after the last 3 years...fortunately the Money Tide is coming back in...



I drive a Ford F150, a 69 Mustang Mach1 428 SCJ, and have a 69 911S that needs an engine OH. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073340790.jpg ...MY Trailerhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073340902.jpg ...Mustanghttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1073341041.jpg..Porsche

Can I have the Porsche? It is way sweet. Kim

Definitely a man of taste. I admire your steeds and the shack.

6-5, 300 pounds. Damn! Ever scrum for a fumble or sack a sissy QB in your youthful days?

Yeah, the tall makes more sense with the 300lb plus.

My heart goes out to, er, your heart. That's a lotta artery hardening...

I see you driving around (obnoxiously) in the Stang rather than the 911. Mind you, this is a rule I apply to most bearded guys over the age of 40.

nice mustang! and the three car garage is making me jealous. i should have noticed the first pic was doctored. but to be perfectly honest i really scrolled past that one fast. i didnt want to have to gouge my eyes out. therefore i didnt get to appreciate the saavy photoshop work :)

i want your 911 too.

Well that's it. The whole Tabs mythos is just gone.

All but the face...

You'll be old too someday.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you! :p

I've never been with it. When they change what "it" is, will I have more "it"? Or will I get progressively less and less of "it"?

Where's the Oracle Tabs when you need him? Oh, that's right, he's cruising around in his wicked-bad 'Stang.

Huh, a lowly 428 SCJ??? I figured you for a Shelby GT500 ...... that SCJ is a bit of a hodge podge of rolling Ford parts isn't it?? Kinda like a 911T turned into an RS ........

tabs, remove the 428 and throw it in the 911S. You ain't gettin' any younger, boy!!! ;)

jürgen
PS> the 911S is one sweet ride.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

Hah! Never. Ok, well, maybe. So maybe that change is happening already. Damn hip hop.

I shoulda said "big guys with a beard over 40" anyway. That is what 100% of old Mustang drivers here look like (there aren't many, and they're all owned by enthusiasts).

Should be an R Gallup or R Giddy Up club for hot rod Mustangs?;)

I figure I'll be with "it" if I watch enough "MTV Cribs..." :rolleyes: