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Why on Earth is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?
I thought it was one in the bush was worth two in the hand!!

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Old 01-07-2004, 10:21 AM
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I thought it was one in the bush was worth two in the hand!!
Not sure, but this descrepancy does bring to mind the question of toilets south of the equator -- do they flush backwards?
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What should you do if you spot an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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Old 01-07-2004, 10:53 AM
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This thread is the most intelligent conversation I have heard any of you boyz hold yet!
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do you recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

Enquiring minds wanna know.
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This thread is the most intelligent conversation I have heard any of you boyz hold yet!
we're just learning from you.

yes ladies and gentlemen, they can be taught!
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For the uninformed: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Glad I could clear that up for you all.

I believe that was the answer to the ULTIMATE question of life the universe and everything.
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Quote:
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I believe that was the answer to the ULTIMATE question of life the universe and everything.
Umm, no.

When Lunkwill and Fook first spoke with Deep Thought, this is the task they requested :
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Fook:
O Deep Thought computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us...
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The ANSWER!
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Deep Thought
The Answer? The Answer to what?
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Life!
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Lunkwill
The Universe!
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Lunkwill and Fook in unison
Everything!
Source: The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy, pg. 160

There is no mention of any Ultimate question or answer.

Hope this clarifies things a big more...
-Z-man.

PS: Took me about 15 minutes to get all the quotes, bolds and italicies correct: hope you appreciate it!
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