No guys, this post is for the girls only!

[Isabo]

I thought that would get you all in here
What not to say to a naked man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

[Sonic dB]

What...women are allowed in here?

[WOODPIE]

Who said it?

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" ?


Ed

(edited to correct quote)

[speeder]

So let's hear the other list, (when the guy has a kick-stand).

[Isabo]

Originally posted by speeder
So let's hear the other list, (when the guy has a kick-stand).

Sometimes a picture can be worth a thousand words

[tabs]

The naked man's retort is, "Honey you won't feel a thing."

[Isabo]

Originally posted by tabs
The naked man's retort is, "Honey you won't feel a thing."

That is often the problem

[Drago]

Originally posted by WOODPIE
Who said it?

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" ?

That would be Paul Hewson, aka: Bono Vox, aka: Bono of U2...that is unless he lifted it from someone else

[speeder]

Originally posted by Isabo
Sometimes a picture can be worth a thousand words

I'm just a normal guy, sweetheart, which is fine w/ me.

[speeder]

Although it was very tempting to post a real clobber-stick photo lifted from the web.

[vash]

hey!!!

my motto:

IF YOU CANT HIT BOTTOM, BANG THE HELL OUTTA THE SIDES!

humbly, cliff.

[WOODPIE]

Drago

The quote is commonly credited to Irina Dunn, an Australian writer, educator and politician. Also to her credit, she admits paraphrasing an unnamed philosopher's "Man needs God..." quote to suit her own needs.

Does the phrase "Two fried eggs hung on a nail" insult males and females equally?

Ed

Her: Who ya gonna please with that?

Him: Me

[pwd72s]

Originally posted by Isabo
Sometimes a picture can be worth a thousand words

You first...

[Milu]

Originally posted by pwd72s
You first...

Isa won't post her photo. So I will

[speeder]

Is that really her? She's going to kill you!

Maybe not. Looks pretty attractive, but need to see more to be sure.

[Isabo]

Originally posted by speeder
Is that really her? She's going to kill you!

Maybe not. Looks pretty attractive, but need to see more to be sure.

Yes it's me. When I saw it I was going to give Milu a lesson in manners with a hatpin, for posting it and for painting out my swimsuit but after your comment and seeing he also touched up the crowsfeet and wrinkles I'll settle for putting a purgative in his coffee when he least expects it

[Milu]

Let's ask the standard question:

Does this shot make Isa's bottom look big?

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Originally posted by WOODPIE
Who said it?

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" ?


Ed

(edited to correct quote)

I thought it was Gloria Steinem?

[Moses]

Originally posted by Milu
Let's ask the standard question:

Does this shot make Isa's bottom look big?

You are living dangerously, friend. Watch your coffee.