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The Most Functional Word ("schit")
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
Well, it's ****. That's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this: You can be **** faced, **** out of luck, Or have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your **** together, Find a place for your **** Or decide to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, Buy ****, sell ****, Lose ****, find ****, Forget ****, And tell others to eat **** and die. Some people know their ****, While others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, Dumb ****s, Crazy ****s, And sweet ****s. There is bull ****, Horse ****, And chicken ****. You can throw ****, Sling ****, Catch ****, Shoot the ****, Or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** Or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** Or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, Some days are hotter than ****, And some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, Things can look like ****, And there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, Not enough ****, The right ****, The wrong ****, Or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, Have a mountain of ****, Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****, And other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your ****, You don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a ****! |
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02-11-2004, 07:44 PM
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I can think of another, perhaps even more versatile, can be an action word, expletive, noun, verb, adverb, adjective, pronoun, modifier, describe a recreational activity, provide pleasure, produce offspring, and a myriad of other benefits and uses. Of course, it can have some medical drawbacks if performed unwisely....ANd with the wrong people....
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02-11-2004, 08:42 PM
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What?!?!
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I think I've heard something like this before. But NOW I have it in hard copy.
Funny stuff, thanks. And no boobs were flashed in meantime. 
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02-11-2004, 10:44 PM
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There's a pretty funny old clip about the other word:
http://www.gaming-hell.com/squall/uses_of_the_word_****.mp3 |
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02-12-2004, 05:54 AM
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