Top Ten Times In History, When Using The "f" Word Was Appropriate
 

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th- "Scattered f*ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f* did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th- "You want WHAT on the f*ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th- "Where did all those f*ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877

6th- "It f*ing does so look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th- "Where the f* are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th- "Any f*ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd- "What the f* was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd- "I need this parade like I need a f*ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

1st- "Where the f* did all that water come from!" Capt of the Titanic, 1912

And... drum roll...
The most recent appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the f* is going to find out?"- Martha Stewart

Very true....:D

#3 comes out of my mouth quite often, while driving along and...*clunk, bang, rattle*....

You forgot "Where the f* are the WMDs?" - most of the planet.

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"Was that her f*ing tit I just saw?" most men watching The Superbowl.

:D

Lest we forget my personal favorite:



"F*ck the F*cking F*cks!"

f*cker!

no. you brought her, you f*ck her

"How the F*** did you find me?" - Saddam

"How much did he F*** ing pay for that shower curtain?" - everyone who bought Tyco stocks

The f***in' f***er's f***ed....
Boatspeak....

f*cking computers...they taught a retired CPO I know new cuss words...after he'd put in his 20...anything that can teach a 20 year sailor new cuss words gets my vote...

You forgot "Aww sheeet! It's the f*cking cops!"
Mostly used on a Friday or Saturday night here in GA when we have loud parties or street race.