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Top Ten Times In History, When Using The "f" Word Was Appropriate
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th- "Scattered f*ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the f* did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th- "You want WHAT on the f*ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th- "Where did all those f*ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877 6th- "It f*ing does so look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th- "Where the f* are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th- "Any f*ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd- "What the f* was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd- "I need this parade like I need a f*ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 1st- "Where the f* did all that water come from!" Capt of the Titanic, 1912 And... drum roll... The most recent appropriate time for using the "F" word... "Aw c'mon. Who the f* is going to find out?"- Martha Stewart |
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02-17-2004, 07:43 PM
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Very true....
 #3 comes out of my mouth quite often, while driving along and...*clunk, bang, rattle*....
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02-17-2004, 07:48 PM
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You forgot "Where the f* are the WMDs?" - most of the planet.
& "Was that her f*ing tit I just saw?" most men watching The Superbowl.
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02-17-2004, 07:58 PM
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Lest we forget my personal favorite:
"F*ck the F*cking F*cks!"
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02-17-2004, 08:28 PM
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f*cker!
no. you brought her, you f*ck her
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02-17-2004, 11:42 PM
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"How the F*** did you find me?" - Saddam
"How much did he F*** ing pay for that shower curtain?" - everyone who bought Tyco stocks
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The f***in' f***er's f***ed....
Boatspeak....
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02-18-2004, 05:06 PM
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f*cking computers...they taught a retired CPO I know new cuss words...after he'd put in his 20...anything that can teach a 20 year sailor new cuss words gets my vote...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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02-18-2004, 06:26 PM
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You forgot "Aww sheeet! It's the f*cking cops!"
Mostly used on a Friday or Saturday night here in GA when we have loud parties or street race. |
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02-18-2004, 06:36 PM
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