wisdom and experience count for something

[Burnin' oil]

An old man owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old timer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Noah replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked."

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time

[RickM]

Beautiful.

Here's one (mentioned once before)...

Two Bulls on a Mountaintop looking over a cow filled pasture below.

The young bull looks to the elder and says, "I'm going to run down there and "nail" one of those cows".

The Elder bull turns to him and replies, "why dont we walk down and get them all".