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Classic Bumper Sticker (well, if you're a guy)
I just got back from lunch, where I spent a few minutes behind a car with a bumper sticker that read:
"Women are great leaders. Your following one now" I thought it was great because it read "your" instead of "you're." LOL In all fairness, it didn't say anything about grammar!  I wish I had my camera.  Sorry Sarah and the other ladies!
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"I understand that you want to drive fast, it's just that I want to go faster!" Move ova please  Chad aka "Chili" 1974 Base coupe in Carrera outfit. No A/C, no Sun Roof, no power windows. Fast and light, just the way I like it. (Sad to say, it's sold. But at least it remains with us on this board.) My car http://www.pelicanparts.com/gallery/CHILI 1969 RSR Project. Heavy on the word PROJECT! No pictures yet. Keeps breaking lenses of cameras. |
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"I got this car for my wife. What a great trade!"
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I don't always talk to vegetarians--but when I do, it's with a mouthful of bacon. |
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"If you're riding my ass, you'd better be pulling my hair"
"Blondes tease, brunettes please"
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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03-22-2004, 04:16 PM
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On a fat guy's Harley t-shirt:
"if you can read this, my b!tch fell off"
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Denis Statement from Tylenol: "Nice try. Release the Epstein files."
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03-22-2004, 04:20 PM
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My favorite is:
"My child just beat up your honor-roll student!"
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03-22-2004, 04:38 PM
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"My kid was inmate of the month at L.A. County".....
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Denis Statement from Tylenol: "Nice try. Release the Epstein files."
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"Keep Granny Off The Streets, Support Bingo."
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Took this on Ventura Blvd. in front of the In'N Out between Corbin and Winnetka. The guy driving was probably in his mid-40s, looked like he'd gone a couple rounds with Mike Tyson and was smoking a fag.
 My favorite part is the "Need a weapon?"
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um don't forget
"My other car is a Porsche" or on a 928 in one of Douglas Adams's books: "My other car is ALSO a Porsche" or on the TV show Futurama: "My other car is a Porsche... ON THE MOON"
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03-22-2004, 06:25 PM
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Here is one for the ladies:
Single women don't fart. We got rid of our *********s!
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03-22-2004, 06:30 PM
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"I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving"
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03-23-2004, 04:40 AM
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I had one stolen off my old station wagon...
"I got a gun for my wife. Good trade."
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03-23-2004, 05:00 AM
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How 'bout:
"Don't blame me, I voted with the majority" or "Re-elect Gore"
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Man of Carbon Fiber (stronger than steel) Mocha 1978 911SC. "Coco" |
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03-23-2004, 08:09 AM
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One man's scary is another's dream scenario.
:-) But back on topic: "My border collie is smarter than your honor student"
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03-23-2004, 10:06 AM
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"Are you following Jesus this close?"
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03-23-2004, 10:09 AM
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"Re-elect Gore" was an instant classic, right up there with "LICK BUSH" which re-emerges every 4 years or so since the '80s.
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1974 Porsche 911 2.9
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1983 Porsche 911SC 3.0 liter flat-six 204hp
2007 Porsche Cayman S
The Viridian Falcon
SOLD! -- The Purple Pig
SOLD! -- Mighty Mouse
SOLD!! -- Alpine Wolf
1984 Porsche 911 Carrera Targa 3.2 L
Sinister Dove
Gemini Boomerang
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