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So I get home from running some errands this morning, and this one kid in the neighborhood comes over and says "Hey, I need a bolt" Ok, what size, lenghth? I've helped the neighborhood kids on many occasions with their bikes, scooters, go-karts, parent's cars, etc. so this isn't an unusual request in and of itself.
He doesn't know exactly exactly what he needs, so I have him describe it. He's trying to describe it to me, and getting nowhere, so I ask him what he's trying to fix, and if he has the old bolt. He's not trying to fix something, he's trying to make something. Cool! I'm always down for a little backyard engineering. "What are you trying to make?" A bong. That's right. 8:00am on a beautiful Saturday morning, and his punk-ass is trying to make a bong. Long story short, his parents live almost directly behind me, but he's staying at this other house with an older (like 60's) woman and 2 other teenagers who are pretty much useless. This lady either lets them do what they want, or doesn't know what they're doing, or is powerless to stop them. I have no idea what the relationship is. I told him I didn't have anything that would be useful to him, and gave him the standard quasi lecture that he's 13 and shouldn't be doing that stuff, which may as well have been a lecture on quantum physics as applied to the mating habits of garden slugs. Update: as I was typing this, he came by to show me his creation, proud of the fact that he was able to build it without my help. Greeaaaat.
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a bolt for a bong? We used to make ours out of bamboo we would cut down by the San Diego River.
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13!!! Wow, WTF is going on. I didn't even try weed until I was 15, let alone smoke out of a bong which came way later in high school.
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It may be time to reacquaint yourself with his parents.
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if he is living with a 60 year old woman under suspicious conditions, maybe a mind fogged by the wonder weed isnt a bad thing.
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As an example of how times have changed, my next-door neighbor built an amazing bong out of Aluminum pipe stock, (I'm guessing), in HS metal shop when we were kids. It was thick, w/ a knurled finish for grip and machined like it was made by Weissach. He got an "A" for the class w/ this as his big project. I often wonder whether he still has it, though my pot smoking days are long past.
Oh yeah, that was in 1972. Imagine the consequences of having a bong in HS now, with "zero tolerance" type policies. ![]() The owner of the bong will be 49 y.o. this year, and he turned out fine, as did most all of his pothead friends. ![]()
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i have a pothead friend that isnt doing fine. he has been fired about 9 times, is the most raging driver on the road, cant find a girlfriend, lives in his brother's basement, owes money to everyone, cant buy a candy bar on credit. oh yea, he has a private school college education in business. one of the smartest damn people i know. has mechanical instincts like no one i have ever met. he tells me, he doesnt know what he wants to do, and if he did, he just isnt motivated to go for it. but he does have a $500 dollar per month habit. pot is not for everyone....
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Kids will be kids.
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Unfixed, I agree that pot can be a very debilitating addiction. And yes, I did say addiction. It effects a certain percentage of users like an evil Prozac, "self-medicating" for some unidentifiable ailment, and of course creates more new problems than it ever solves.
Still, for most people I think that it is fairly benign, about like alcohol for a non-alcoholic. ![]()
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I'm 17...and i've never found a reason to try anything smoking related.
It's pretty messed up for 13 year olds to be up ot that kind of crap.
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How do you make a bong out of a bolt? Did the kid have a drill press handy over at the other house? If so, he's pretty clever and ought to be encouraged to make something else. Something a little more legal. He's smart and he's bored, so he smokes up.
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Hey Serge,
I checked out your website. Your car is really looking good. Keep up the good work.
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Pots not bad but at 13 yo in is maybe a but young. In my opinion they need some pressure on them.
Talk to the Mum and dad and let them know what you saw in a mature manner and let them handle it.
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Gee, I didn't get my first bong till my 16th birthday, my dad bought it for me. My parents let me smoke as much pot as I wanted as long as I didn't drink alcohol.
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What ever happened to just using ceramic class?
I like the apple idea. It's good in countries/states where pipes, bongs, etc are illegal. If you use one out of the frig it also cools the smoke. Pus, when you get the munchies your good to go.
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i think the bolt would go into a carburator function. you crank it open for more air, etc. i would just drink a beer out of a can and then poke some holes into it for a bowl. hey! i had friends! they were a bad influence!
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