Getting bored of the teens posts yet?
 

If not, good, cuz here's another one...

So I walk in on my cousin making out with some dude (long)

Well, not really my cousin, but we're related from marriage (my uncle married her aunt) so i just call her that.

My uncle went to Iran with the wife and kids on tuesday and we have access to his empty house for the next 2 weeks.

So I hit up my buddy and meet up with him and his friend at Habibi's Cafe in Westwood. We chill and smoke some hooka and have a water. Around 2:00 a.m. we all bounce and go our seperate ways. My cousin had called me earlier in the day and told me the trashcans were out in front and that if I swung by the house to put them back. So I'm on my way home from Habibi's and decide to swing by my uncle's place to put the cans back and maybe tidy up the place for a party we might be throwing tomorrow night (or tonight actually). I roll up to the house and see her 3-series in the driveway and a silver galant in the street. Her cars interior lights were on and it was unlocked which I found odd. So I put the cans back on the side of the house and I hear some music coming from the living room. Upon further investigation "love song" by 311 is BLASTING on the stereo and all the blinds are shut and the light is really low. I walk into the backyard to see if I can get a better view of what's going on inside and still don't see ****.

Here comes the action. I decide to just walk in through the front door and see WTF is going on. So I open the door quietly and walk in the house, music is LOUD AS ****. I slam the door and immediately walk into the corridor overlooking the living room and low and behold there's my cousin with her top off going at it with some dude I've never seen before. They spot me immediately and she pushes him off her and grabs her top and walks behind a column seperating the kitchen and living room and puts her top back on. At this point I just bust out laughing and the dialogue goes like this:

me: "bwhaahhahahahah, oh my ****ing god this is hilarious"
her: "**** you amir, **** YOU. I hate you, I really do"
me: "I was just putting the trashcans away"
her: "**** you, you goddamn liar"

then the dude decides to introduce himself, I don't remember his name, but he says "hey, nice to meet you, i'm blah blah blah. happy new year (iranian new year was on March 20)" I say "the pleasure is CLEARLY all mine" with an evil grin on my face and go wash my hands cuz they had crud on them from the trashcans. I walk back out and get the MINI and am about to pull away and she runs outta the house and is just pacing back and forth blurting out random **** like "i don't think you realize how big of a deal this is, blah blah blah" and i tell her I don't give a **** (which I really don't, it's not like she's my sister) and then I casually mention "by the way, your lights are on and your cars unlocked, just throught i'd let you know" and she just looks at her car, back at me, back at the car, and says "****, **** you amir" and I just back outta the driveway and yell "lock the ****ing door to the house when you're inside too" and bone out.

I'd say I handled the situation pretty well, I could've prolly hit this kid pretty hard across the face and knocked his ass out when he reached to shake my hand but decided a physical confrontation wasn't necessary and that it wasn't the right time or place for such a thing to occur. On top of that, she's a big girl, senior in high school and can handle herself and hooking up with guys so I just boned out.

Well...its not your place to hit him. It's not like shes your gf. Let her do who she wants, youre not her dad. :-p

She definitely overreacted btw.

She's over 18 I hope. Otherwise you witnessed a crime. This can be deep *****, my friend. The guy could do 10 to 20 and it happens all the time. You'll be the first the police interview. If you lie, you will join the 'dude' in the slammer.

How do I know this? My wife did 3 years at a child abuse agency until she couldn't stand it anymore. She spent a considerable amount of time in court as a chaperone for plantiffs watching the boys go down one by one.

One more reason to keep your pants zipped until marriage...too bad we males can rarely turn it down :(

i don't see what the big deal is... i had girls' tops off when I was 15. She's a teenage girl - teenage girls fool around with teenage guys.

**** you amir, i hate you, i really do. **** you **** **** **** **** ****....****. lol classic. great story.

habibi's? is that right across from deedee reese?

He said they were going at it. And she pushed him off from on top of her. Does that not mean what I took it to mean? If they were having sex, and she decides someday this guy is a creep, it's game over. Do not pass go. He goes to jail big time. If he happened to be 18 and she's not, her kids will be grown before he gets out. It's something to think about. I didn't say it was fair or right. I said the LA County Courts incarcerate boys and men alike on a regualar basis.

There some really strict laws woking here. Every teacher, counseler, pschologist, doctor, police officer, social worker and more are sworn to be mandated reporters of incidents involving underage sex. And if they don't, they face prison time themselves. It just takes one word from one person's mouth in any time frame for years to come for this to be prosecuted. Don't take my word on this, ask someone.

You don't even have to touch someone to have statutory rape charges filed against you. If you don't belive that, go stand outside a school fence for 20 minutes and talk to some young girls. I'll send you a post card at your new home.

this thread is useless without pictures.

Oh wait...under 18? Nevermind...I lost the number for Paul Reuben's attorney.

HAHA lol
Is an 18 year old and a 17 year old illeagal in CA?

What is the official sandwich of Sarasota, Florida?

Zeke, it was consentual, she pushed him off because I walked in the room and saw what the hell was going on.

grindingears, yes it's the place across from habibi's.

serge, according to her, she was drunk so I guess that's why she went ape ***** on me.

Yea, but that doesn't matter because as an underage girl she is in the eyes of the law not "of the mind" to be able to make a decision like that (in fact her reaction kind of exemplifies this point). By definition, the penetration of ANY part of an underage girl's body by the male member is statutory rape. It doesn't matter whether she was letting him do with her, or even if she wanted it - it's statutory rape. I think you need to have a very serious talk with her or her parents about this.

Granted we all were in situations like this while in high school and what-not, but still - you by definition witnessed a criminal act. If you want to file with the D.A., you could.

she's a senior in high school, 18 years of age, there was no statutory rape going on.

Interesting, age of consent is 16 here (barrier between crossing over from being a minor). That's for girls. For boys it actually doesn't exist.

Drinking age was lowered from 20 to 18 a few years ago too.

Personally I don't agree with either, but there isn't a lot I can do about it.

Cool, then she's a woman and can do anything she wants. Except buy and drink licquor. I'm gonna get her in trouble yet. :D :D

Sorry for the rant above.

OK, didn't realize she was 18 - she's legally able to do whatever she wants then. Guess it's between you and her.

ok..this thread is officially (and legally) worthless without pictures.

that damn nostatic...always beatin' me to the pic's request...even if she's over...

you'll need a lot less of a life to keep up with me...

Now that's the spirit. If she hasn't murdered him yet, posting her picture on an internet car board ought to do it. :)