Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

[BlueSkyJaunte]

My wife sent me this link. My coworkers must think I'm doing nitrous in my cube...

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

[SilverPoly]

Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!'

Funny.. too funny, yet I can relate.

Why do you think so many of us are either on this board or in the garage?

[RickM]

Poor guy. Funny but too long.

This got to me....how true!

"....doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' "

I think what he's trying to say is that she doesn't shut up while he's trying to watch a show. LOL....I hate that!

[RickM]

Heh heh...we must've been typing the same thing at the same time. ROFL

[SilverPoly]

That is funny Rick.

This one had me rolling.

I came home from work on Friday and, as I wearily opened the door into the house, Second Born, Peter, heard me entering and poked his head out of the living room.
'Hello, Papa - I've missed you,' he shouts. From within the living room Margret's voice calls out to him 'No you haven't, Peter.'

[RickM]

LOL, I didn't catch that one....like I said, poor him.

I could never, ever handle that kind of wife...ever.
But that's just me .