Zombies

[widebody911]

Are christians zombies? Jesus (allegedly) died, rose from the dead, and started wandering around.

Like a zombie.

Next thing you know, everybody is 'becoming' christian.

Hmm.

How do you become a christian? First you drown, then you eat fleash.

Sorta like a zombie.

Think about it - there's millions of these christians running around trying to turn everyone else into one of them.

Like zombies.

[Tim Walsh]

mmmm gotta love 4/1.. but a strange comparison.

(I'm taking no stances with this at all, just making a comment on april fools day)

[Hugh R]

Three morons died and went to heaven, at the pearly gates St. Peter says, "Ok morons, we don't let just anyone in here. You have to answer a question" "What's Easter?" The first moron says "That's when we get together and eat hamburgers and set off fireworks". St. Peter hits the trap door button and down the moron goes. The second moron says " That's when we put on masks and go trick or treating". Down goes the second moron. The third moron is now a little nervous. St. Peter says "What's Easter? The third moron says "That's when Jesus came out of the cave three days after they crucified him.... St. Peter says "Very Good", and the third moron adds " and he saw his shadow and went back in the cave for six more weeks......

[concentric]

Originally posted by widebody911
Are christians zombies? Jesus (allegedly) died, rose from the dead, and started wandering around.

Like zombies.

All I know is that I like Dawn of the Dead much more than Jesus Christ Superstar....

JCM