Random snippets of Great Knowledge --thread
 

There has been some great ones scattered around.
Kicking it off with;

"Just because no one understands you, does not make you an artist"

--stolen from Mark Wilson ;)

Everyone knows the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

For the Mensa crowd:

"It is much more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."

Weakness is laziness.
-dali lama

It is better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -unkown.

"Now please excuse me, gentlemen. It's Time for Beany." -- Albert Einstein, 1950 as he concluded an address to Nobel Prize winners.

Albert has some good ones..

"Do not worry about your problems in mathamatics for I assure you mine are still greater" A. Einstein

"I voted for it, before I voted against it" John Kerry

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx

The act of knowing may prevent you from doing just that.

The difference between insanity and genius is only measured by success.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

- Frank Sinatra

"Spread out!" - Moe Howard

"If I'M here and YOU'RE here, doesn't that make it OUR time?" Jeff Spicoli

"There are eels in my hovercraft." - Monty Python

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho, I think.

"Man with two watches never really knows what time it is"

- Confusous, maybe... hey pal got the time?

"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the Stock Market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. unhuh unhuh, go ahead pookie" - Judge Smails

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

Will Rogers

"In a sluggish economy, never, ever, fu'k with another mans livelyhood."

-- Guido, the killer pimp (Risky Business -- Joe Pontoliano),

"Do these pants make make my ass look big"

"no baby, your ass makes your ass look big"

Chris Rock- I think

"Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...huh-huh...huh-huh...HUH-HUH-HUH-huh-huh-huh..."
Ed McMahon

"don't let your d*ck run your life" and "Everytime you get a chance, do something" - Mr. Lucky

At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

And those who were seen dancing
were thought to be insane
by those who could not hear the music.

-Nietzsche

"There is no such thing as the perfect car: there is only the perfect car for now. A car with all the latest proven engineering concepts and design ideas." -- Ferry Porsche, 1971.

I had a photographic memory. I just couldn't develope it.
Les

"The best argument against Democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter."

-Winston Churchill

"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing and mountaineering; the rest are all merely games. Sports have consequences."

-Ernest Hemmingway

"Because they cannot imagine it, they do not want it."

- Leon Krier

"All generalizations are false."

"Alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjanim Franklin

"A person is smart, people are stupid." - "K"

"Just because your dog thinks you are great does not make you a good person"

"I wish life could be Swedish magazines..." Iggy Pop

"Did you just flick a toenail into my friends' drink?"

Mary Jane Lincoln

"To speak ill of others is to dishonorably praise yourself".
-Confucius

A fine conservative...we'll get along famously...