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Could you buy a Porsche from a man you've seen naked?

Last night, I received a zip with pictures from a PO that is selling an 87 Porsche.

Imagine my surprise when I unzipped the file & saw pictures of he & his wife/girlfriend in some x-rated 'candid' shots. She was fairly hot, but I saw way too much of him.

He was pretty embarassed when I asked for the real pictures of the car . . .

Ian

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Old 04-10-2004, 11:46 AM
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doesn't this belong in the technical forum?
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That is frickin hilarious. Did you tell him that you already posted them?
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I tried to be kind. My reply to him:

"XXX

Ah, I don't know quite how to tell you this, but you sent me the wrong pictures.

See attached zip for the files you sent. Deleted & forgotten.

Send me the others when you can."

Ian
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Re: Could you buy a Porsche from a man you've seen naked?

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I unzipped

Ian
Funny choich of words.....have U left out anything out of your story?
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That is funny!

(post the pics of his girlfriend when you have the chance) :P
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That goes right along with the anal lube photo making the rounds!

Geez, can you imagine trying to tell your other half that news?

Todd; you and I had the same thought at the same time!

and finally... Ian; was his porsche bigger than yours? I don't think it would make a difference to me, but then again.....
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I would think that the price he'd accept for the car would now be several thousand dollars less than previously, with some effective negotiation.....
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That is damn-ass funny. Post 'em here will ya? Better still, ask him to give you the car for free or you WILL post 'em. Along with his home address.

My evil side is showing, isn't it. . .
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Send me the pictures and I will post them on my website.
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Talk about leverage in negotiation!
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poor guy. tell him that you love gladiator movies, just out of the blue. scare him a bit.

no, to be serious, if you saw some of me in my holiest of moment photos, you would never hear from me again, much less get the chance to buy my car. the embarassment would prevent me from meeting you face to face.
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poor guy. tell him that you love gladiator movies, just out of the blue. scare him a bit.
oh, that is just so wrong
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poor guy. tell him that you love gladiator movies, just out of the blue. scare him a bit.
Well, he was brandishing his 'sword' . . .

But, so was she . . .

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Was it anybody from the board?
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I'm wondering if he just has the file with the amateur porn shoot next to the one with the 911 pictures on his computer and he just happened to drag the wrong file into the email box or something....that is some funny *****.
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Lets see.......


911inFullTilt.zip

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speaking of Zip:

Rumack: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.
Ted Striker: George Zip said that?
Rumack: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

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