How to spot the rich guys...

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

You can always spot the rich guys...

304065 · 07-27-2004, 09:35 AM

That surgery in Sweden must have been expensive for that wo(man).

dd74 · 07-27-2004, 09:36 AM

Ha Ha - you're dead on correct. You can see this at many resorts. The philosophy in our capitalist society is the rich guy gets richer - and fatter - as he sits behind a desk making money. The wife, usually stay-at-home, goes to the gym, plays tennis, gets nipped and tucked, screws the pool man, and begrudingly slides herself under all the weight that got her in that position to begin with.

This may not be John Kerry's story, of course, but is a generally accepted rule of thumb between 400-pound monsters and 115-pound plastic Barbies.

ronin · 07-27-2004, 09:40 AM

welcome to America

djmcmath · 07-27-2004, 09:40 AM

Golly, that woman probably has more plastic than my Honda!

tabs · 07-27-2004, 09:42 AM

Are U making fun of my GF.

speeder · speeder's Garage

The scary thing is that if you turned them around, he might be the more attractive one.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

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Originally posted by speeder
The scary thing is that if you turned them around, he might be the more attractive one.

He probably has the bigger rack!

KevinP73 · 07-27-2004, 09:55 AM

C'mon guy's how do you know thats not his sister and she's escorting him to the snack bar?

cmccuist · 07-27-2004, 09:56 AM

Money is to women what catnip is to.... well, pussies. How many times have you seen the most disgusting, no-build-having, emaciated, drug-addicted, body-pierced rock star with a hot supermodel.

Also, you have the successful businessman who throws out the first wife who stuck with him while he built the business. He ends up with a trophy wife and she gets the kids, a minivan w/150k miles and some inadequate child support. I'm talking about the multi-millionaire here not the small business owner.

I'm convinced that no matter what your personal appearance and/or personality, if you have money you can pull unbelievable numbers of hotties.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

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Originally posted by KevinP73
C'mon guy's how do you know thats not his sister and she's escorting him to the snack bar?

A mass that large has enough gravity to pull the snack bar to him.

speeder · speeder's Garage

She could be a 4-square dooger, (make a freight train take a dirt road, etc..), he could be Brad Pitt w/ a metabolism problem, and she's trying to improve her bloodline. That's all I'm saying.

KevinP73 · 07-27-2004, 10:12 AM

Actually I think you guy's may be looking at this from the wrong perspective. I know when I'm good at the bank I'm feeling better about my business and life in general. A guy with big money is more confident, self assured and in general a more easy going fella. This is what the girls are attracted to NOT his money.

dd74 · 07-27-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
Actually I think you guy's may be looking at this from the wrong perspective. I know when I'm good at the bank I'm feeling better about my business and life in general. A guy with big money is more confident, self assured and in general a more easy going fella. This is what the girls are attracted to NOT his money.

C'mon, Kev. Who're you kidding? Plastic loves plastic.

dd74 · 07-27-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by cmccuist
How many times have you seen the most disgusting, no-build-having, emaciated, drug-addicted, body-pierced rock star with a hot supermodel.

Tommy Lee and what's-her-face; the chick with the Cibie rally lights on her chest. Pamela?

RickM · RickM's Garage

I haven't seen their movie but isn't he reported to have a larger than usual swaybar?

KevinP73 · 07-27-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by dd74
C'mon, Kev. Who're you kidding? Plastic loves plastic.

No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.

dd74 · 07-27-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.

Have you been reading Helen Keller's diaries again? Oh, wait, she saw the inner beauty of women .

mikester · 07-27-2004, 10:38 AM

Maybe she's a chubby chaser?

Icemaster · Icemaster's Garage

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Originally posted by KevinP73
No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.

No.

If you find one like that, odds are they're already married anyway.