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widebody911 07-27-2004 09:25 AM

How to spot the rich guys...
 
You can always spot the rich guys...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1090949112.jpg

304065 07-27-2004 09:35 AM

That surgery in Sweden must have been expensive for that wo(man).

dd74 07-27-2004 09:36 AM

Ha Ha - you're dead on correct. You can see this at many resorts. The philosophy in our capitalist society is the rich guy gets richer - and fatter - as he sits behind a desk making money. The wife, usually stay-at-home, goes to the gym, plays tennis, gets nipped and tucked, screws the pool man, and begrudingly slides herself under all the weight that got her in that position to begin with.

This may not be John Kerry's story, of course, but is a generally accepted rule of thumb between 400-pound monsters and 115-pound plastic Barbies. :p

ronin 07-27-2004 09:40 AM

welcome to America

djmcmath 07-27-2004 09:40 AM

Golly, that woman probably has more plastic than my Honda! :)

tabs 07-27-2004 09:42 AM

Are U making fun of my GF.

speeder 07-27-2004 09:45 AM

The scary thing is that if you turned them around, he might be the more attractive one. :eek:

widebody911 07-27-2004 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by speeder
The scary thing is that if you turned them around, he might be the more attractive one. :eek:
He probably has the bigger rack!

KevinP73 07-27-2004 09:55 AM

C'mon guy's how do you know thats not his sister and she's escorting him to the snack bar?

cmccuist 07-27-2004 09:56 AM

Money is to women what catnip is to.... well, pussies. How many times have you seen the most disgusting, no-build-having, emaciated, drug-addicted, body-pierced rock star with a hot supermodel.

Also, you have the successful businessman who throws out the first wife who stuck with him while he built the business. He ends up with a trophy wife and she gets the kids, a minivan w/150k miles and some inadequate child support. I'm talking about the multi-millionaire here not the small business owner.

I'm convinced that no matter what your personal appearance and/or personality, if you have money you can pull unbelievable numbers of hotties.

widebody911 07-27-2004 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinP73
C'mon guy's how do you know thats not his sister and she's escorting him to the snack bar?
A mass that large has enough gravity to pull the snack bar to him.

speeder 07-27-2004 09:57 AM

She could be a 4-square dooger, (make a freight train take a dirt road, etc..), he could be Brad Pitt w/ a metabolism problem, and she's trying to improve her bloodline. That's all I'm saying. :)

KevinP73 07-27-2004 10:12 AM

Actually I think you guy's may be looking at this from the wrong perspective. I know when I'm good at the bank I'm feeling better about my business and life in general. A guy with big money is more confident, self assured and in general a more easy going fella. This is what the girls are attracted to NOT his money.

dd74 07-27-2004 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
Actually I think you guy's may be looking at this from the wrong perspective. I know when I'm good at the bank I'm feeling better about my business and life in general. A guy with big money is more confident, self assured and in general a more easy going fella. This is what the girls are attracted to NOT his money.
C'mon, Kev. Who're you kidding? Plastic loves plastic.

dd74 07-27-2004 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by cmccuist
How many times have you seen the most disgusting, no-build-having, emaciated, drug-addicted, body-pierced rock star with a hot supermodel.


Tommy Lee and what's-her-face; the chick with the Cibie rally lights on her chest. Pamela?

RickM 07-27-2004 10:28 AM

I haven't seen their movie but isn't he reported to have a larger than usual swaybar?

KevinP73 07-27-2004 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by dd74
C'mon, Kev. Who're you kidding? Plastic loves plastic.
No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.

dd74 07-27-2004 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.
Have you been reading Helen Keller's diaries again? Oh, wait, she saw the inner beauty of women . ;)

mikester 07-27-2004 10:38 AM

Maybe she's a chubby chaser?

Icemaster 07-27-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinP73
No really.....Don't you think women are capable of seeing the "inner" beauty that a man may have? It's not like they are all superficial greedy money motivated attention whores.
No.

If you find one like that, odds are they're already married anyway.


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