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OK -- how many of her bikinis could you make out of the yardage of material required to make his shorts?
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That's not shorts, that's an ounce-and-a-half kite.
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maybe she has a butter face!
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They probably don't have sex. He's just happy to have a female acknowledge his existance. She has him convinced she's saving it for marriage. You know, the one that comes after the really long engagement with the rings and cars and clothes and homes and gifts and jewelry and vacations. Yea that engagement, "Oh and that guy? well he's just a friend from high school we were just talking, I know it got a little late but he was lonely and wanted someone to talk to. Really we just talked. You DO trust me don't you?'
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hell, maybe she is paid hourly. who knows. i bet a obese woman with a skinny healthy man generates a entirely different reaction.
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"No matter how good they look, someone else is tired of their $hit..."
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Sheesh! How ironic this thread is. During lunch just now, everyone was talking about the DNC, and automatically I got an ear's load of why I don't like Hilary Clinton - and did it matter that the lunch crowd company was women and gay men? Hell no! I said: "I don't like her because she's got a loud mouth and uses it before she thinks. She believes she's entitled." Everyone's response: "You just hate women." Give me an 'effin break. :rolleyes: |
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Just wouldn't want my sister to marry one, that's all.. |
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That's dang funny! JP |
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I mean, there's no middleground here. And then, if a guy just doesn't say anything, something else is "wrong," or it's "What are you thinking?" Or "You're just mad." And a whole n'other can of worms opens. Eh, what the hell: it beats suicide. :D |
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I'm right there with ya dd74 -- I hear ya cluckin'. In a group of women, you're wrong. If you say something, it's wrong. If you don't say something, you must be hurting. If you say you're ok, then you're lying. Maybe I'm a woman hater too...
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I'm definitely a woman hater... love their warm spots, though.
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Dan, I hear ya cluckin' too, man.
But just as Motion says he likes their warm spots, like cheetahs, their spots also don't touch. :eek: I knew there was something for me in that Little Rascals episode when Alfalfa and Spanky start the "He-Man Woman Hater's Club." :D |
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