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KevinP73 07-27-2004 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Icemaster
No.

If you find one like that, odds are they're already married anyway.

Actually I don't believe a word I said. Women don't see anything other than a mans "potential". His "potential" for earning an income large enough to take care of them. His "potential" to be a sucker and fall for the crap they intend to pull. His "potential" to tolorate the bull that they believe they are intitled dish out. His "potential" to be a good victim.

Overpaid Slacker 07-27-2004 11:13 AM

OK -- how many of her bikinis could you make out of the yardage of material required to make his shorts?

JP

KevinP73 07-27-2004 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker
OK -- how many of her bikinis could you make out of the yardage of material required to make his shorts?

JP

Or better yet, who's on top while she's earning her keep?

304065 07-27-2004 11:21 AM

That's not shorts, that's an ounce-and-a-half kite.

vash 07-27-2004 11:21 AM

maybe she has a butter face!

dd74 07-27-2004 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
Or better yet, who's on top while she's earning her keep?
Ha! He doesn't care. If he crushes her, he'll just go out and buy another. :D

KevinP73 07-27-2004 11:41 AM

They probably don't have sex. He's just happy to have a female acknowledge his existance. She has him convinced she's saving it for marriage. You know, the one that comes after the really long engagement with the rings and cars and clothes and homes and gifts and jewelry and vacations. Yea that engagement, "Oh and that guy? well he's just a friend from high school we were just talking, I know it got a little late but he was lonely and wanted someone to talk to. Really we just talked. You DO trust me don't you?'

widebody911 07-27-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by dd74
Ha! He doesn't care. If he crushes her, he'll just go out and buy another. :D
Smart guys don't buy women like that; they lease them, turning then in before the 'balloon' payment is due.

vash 07-27-2004 11:56 AM

hell, maybe she is paid hourly. who knows. i bet a obese woman with a skinny healthy man generates a entirely different reaction.

dhoward 07-27-2004 12:10 PM

"No matter how good they look, someone else is tired of their $hit..."

dd74 07-27-2004 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by dhoward
"No matter how good they look, someone else is tired of their $hit..."
Really! But no has probably tried their $hit...

Sheesh! How ironic this thread is. During lunch just now, everyone was talking about the DNC, and automatically I got an ear's load of why I don't like Hilary Clinton - and did it matter that the lunch crowd company was women and gay men? Hell no!

I said: "I don't like her because she's got a loud mouth and uses it before she thinks. She believes she's entitled."

Everyone's response: "You just hate women."

Give me an 'effin break. :rolleyes:

KevinP73 07-27-2004 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by dd74


Everyone's response: "You just hate women."


Your just one of them women haters aren't you?!!

widebody911 07-27-2004 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
Your just one of them women haters aren't you?!!
I don't hate women - some of my best friends are women.

Just wouldn't want my sister to marry one, that's all..

Overpaid Slacker 07-27-2004 01:09 PM

Thom --
That's dang funny!

JP

dd74 07-27-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by widebody911
I don't hate women - some of my best friends are women.

Just wouldn't want my sister to marry one, that's all..

I don't know, think of the potential fringe benefits...not of your sister, of course.

dd74 07-27-2004 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by KevinP73
Your just one of them women haters aren't you?!!
I guess so...

I mean, there's no middleground here. And then, if a guy just doesn't say anything, something else is "wrong," or it's "What are you thinking?" Or "You're just mad." And a whole n'other can of worms opens.

Eh, what the hell: it beats suicide. :D

widebody911 07-27-2004 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by dd74
I mean, there's no middleground here. And then, if a guy just doesn't say anything, something else is "wrong," or it's "What are you thinking?" Or "You're just mad." And a whole n'other can of worms opens.


Women's programming is very simple:

while (1) {
$guy = wrong;
}


djmcmath 07-27-2004 01:48 PM

I'm right there with ya dd74 -- I hear ya cluckin'. In a group of women, you're wrong. If you say something, it's wrong. If you don't say something, you must be hurting. If you say you're ok, then you're lying. Maybe I'm a woman hater too...

Dan

motion 07-27-2004 01:58 PM

I'm definitely a woman hater... love their warm spots, though.

dd74 07-27-2004 02:06 PM

Dan, I hear ya cluckin' too, man.

But just as Motion says he likes their warm spots, like cheetahs, their spots also don't touch. :eek:

I knew there was something for me in that Little Rascals episode when Alfalfa and Spanky start the "He-Man Woman Hater's Club." :D


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